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The last post I sent was a little note of love for my beautiful black .... To publish I made a small tactical error ... many people read it before que ella… de todas formas cuando ella la leyó para mi fue impresionante….. en fin……

Esto de tener un blog ha sido re entretenido, me he dado cuenta que mucha gente me lee, gente que rodea muchos espacios de mi vida y sin querer de esa forma se me ha comenzado a cerrar el círculo de las historias… ello, debido a que tengo 345.231 historias increíbles pero que de alguna u otra forma incluyen a más de uno de mis amigos, que, me imagino no quieren que aflore su pasado y que otro(a) se entere por mi blog… es decir podría pasar a ser SAPO por la simple casualidad de querer contarles alguna guea chistosa… Por ello, he decidido transar con mis amigos e informales que tengo ganas de contar "Something" (na I have not done well) so that little by little try to bring them some gueas true and entertain for all ... ...

time ago, was my team Kasilo and his family at home, was a day Saturday I think and therefore this meant that we had eaten a barbecue, we were irrigated as God intended and we were having rough. The hours began to pass and continued enjoyment had to throw something at ... .. guatita gave us straw to make a little something, so we decided to go buy a pizza .... The choice was TELEPIZZA, local, noted for its promotion 2 x 1 whose quality leaves much to be desired (actually these shit well Malita pizza). The thing is, call and tell us to make effective promotion 2 x 1 should be removed from the site ... nothing to do .... We and after 10 minutes decided to grab the bike and go get the trip pizzitas ... we snuck the Joaquin (eldest son of my cumpa at that time should not have more than 3 years) ... at first I attended a mine and the topic was.

Black: Hello, I come to find a pizza ..
Mina who do the requested name?
Black: Rodrigo Astorga
Mina: Rodrigo Astor mmmm .... Marioooo .... You took your order on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga ....
Mario: (from the bottom noooo pa NAAA)
Mina: Pepito .... You made a request on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga
Pepito: Noooo NAAA pa ...

Well ... with 2 fingers in front of the cache was already something had gone wrong .... And that surely would have expected to prepare the ingredients fill of austerity and go through their cyber pizza ovens ... it was an issue that can.

Mina: Are you sure this place called? ... Maybe called the other hand ...
Black: mmm mmm not for nothing, I'm sure I called here, besides I have no other of these places close to home ...
Mina I'll have to take again the order ....

Just then, get in a guy who will call on agueonao now ... the agueonao had a certain aura that input kicked me ... not the first time it happens .... Perhaps it is a skin Guea. On my way there gueones the first impression that I do not spend or Vaseline. Once, the ET, a friend who is a fan and told me that the tanks in a tank can not have two male specimens of a fish called BETA cute .. the reason they fight to the death ... Well there we had 2 betas apparently prowling the stage.

Agueonao: (canchero, intervenes and tells the mine) ... andate and prepare pizza orders and let me address ...

Upon hearing the voice ... cache immediately that it was precisely gil that he had ordered the pizzas by phone.

Agueonao: Tell me ...

Black: know I ordered 2 pizzas and they are not ready and apparently no one scored the request ... I'm pretty sure I talked to you.

Agueonado: If you had talked to me, your order will be ready, I think is wrong so you tell me which pizza ...

Black: know ... do not get into discussions (Puta the simple Guea I forgot ... this gil and zap ... I spent the last entry of the waiting list ... this shit pizza delivery seems to work LIFO instead of FIFO, abuts the Guea) I recited the order ... and bored as oyster during the next 20 minutes ....

We sat down with my friend and Juaco wait ... there was a TV that was no sound microscopic FOME summarized the shit ... that. EUREKA .... There was a wurlitzer .. mmmmm, I thought, hopefully have some tunes rock ...

I go, I look at my cumpa lists .... We look ... and ... decided by Aerosmith .. . Worth 100 pesos to the track ... I compadre .. Animate with some rock & roll! Yeah .... Before putting the 100 pesos I decided to ask if the little machine was good ...

Black: Compadre "... you know if this machine is good?
Agueonao: Well if there is for something right?
Black: Gentile Oh ... but ... then this good? ...
Agueonao: test po ...


Truth gueón attitude that I already had half flat .... But the edge ... I decided to put the shrimp, I selected the theme and ... ZAP. The jukebox crap stayed there exits, immaculate and setting as if nothing gueonas the same lights which flipper .... as a good Chilean, I hit a couple on the sides and charchazos na na .... The Coolie typewriter I had screwed with my money ... Whore Guea sickening that when a phone ... I hate you shit in the currency or gueonas those machines that sell coffee, biscuits, drinks and several or the shit you come back or just not be flinch in giving the product offered ...

Black: Hey buddy THIS GUIDE is bad ...
Agueonado: (with the face of laughter ...) Y?
Black: po wueón I asked if it was bad

Other work looked skinny bitches face is misplaced this gueón not tell you how the machine is bad?

Agueonado: Look, I work here, sell pizzas and take orders ... this machine has nothing to do with my job.

Black: But if you work here and know that Guea this bad, at least you Peguis a slip that says "this shit is bad."

Agueonado: not my problem if you swallowed the coin I do not care, that machine is not mine, not my responsibility, I do not care and I do not care ...

Black: "whether that is not yours and gives you the same?

Agueonado: If I get the same ...

At that moment, the adrenaline took hold of me, I felt the dizziness of the volcanic eruption .. I turned around to the Wurlitzer, packed walked towards him and ZAP! I put my foot rock flower, thereupon ZAP ZAP ZAP! Three in a row ... it works !!.... conchetrumadre bits started flying about the result of violence of the legs I began to put the machine gueona, my intention was to make shit gueón thing if I was frightened and tried to stop the same as legs clinging to the slit and put it in a pizza box ... (I must confess that I was in tremendous volatile!)

Agueonado: Hey dickhead ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Black: I turned to her face and told him if you care agueonado total fool "that machine is not yours, not your responsibility, you do not mind and gives you the same" .. Now if you loved get you happy feet I give you ... gueas bag. Kasilo

: ... to gueón ... looks like they are calling the cops ...

said and done ... in less than 1 minute ... reached the green .... I fucked the shit Guea arrived 2 cops thought ... ... a giant and a bale .... Paco went directly where the bale Agueonao and directly to us .... At that moment, God enters the picture ... and spent the Guea that never happens ...

Paca: Uhhhh that cute little boy .. What's your name?
Juaco: My name is Joaquin
Paca: But that cute little eyes .... (Are verdecitos, the pitching Juaco is the shit ... can I eat to my daughter Elenita Or vice versa?).
Kasilo: Yes, he is Joaquin ... my son was born on April 27 and
policeman and wants to be my friend
Puta is skillful .... Lacks pure learning to play the drums ... on April 27 and Joaquin actually born on that day is celebrated on the day of the cops ... so with that background in the air and the bale was our ally ...

the other ricón Paco red giant and telling such mariconcito agueonado everything had happened, with that, I was more eager to get the shit but it was shit and had to die on the wheel .. The points I live agueonado which snitch film, paco face looks at us with anger and see the touching scene was happening there .. . turns to the agueonado and tells
Paco: Look silly, this is a button that you pressed the emergency button ... you know what that means? EMERGENCY, ie, theft, armed robbery, arson and demases ... we can not waste our time in these estupicedes, so next time you squeeze a nonsense like this, I'll take personalmete stopped. If you have a problem with it (says me) arréglatelas

Wuaaauuuu alone ... .... THIS GUIDE can not be happening ... jajajaj! Culiao pussy fucked .... More over I have permission for us to fend for itself ... lol!

The paco is approaching us looks at me and says ... Gentlemen, I hope they behave, I will not return to this place looking for another call to the bale, they turn around and go .... I approach the counter and tell the agueonao ...

Black: How missing my pizzas?
Agueondao: I will not sell anything .. anything at all ... (looked like a defeat but wanted to Guevara)

Kasilo looks at me and says ... black and Culiao .. dejate de Guevara,,,, best buy bread and take eleven ... and we went home without pizza ... the cristi and Pauline look at us and say ... so long! What about pizza?

Kasilo: Ask this gueón ¡!!.. better ... jajajaj

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skin is melting me

Last night when I kissed you, I remembered with intensity the day I cut a flower. The passing time has not been benevolent, rather, has begun to draw marks on our skin and yet again touching your lips with the force of more than a decade ago, I was transported in time, I went off abruptly at the beginning of this love story, history today I wrapped in a blanket full of magical constellations are grateful to your name. Today I decided to pause and stop to look beyond what we are, yet I found a limit to infinity and as a weary traveler I have relied on your lap, I closed my eyes and seen as still in my dreams. Knowing you've always been here, touching your skin incalculable, rub your cheeks and feel fortunate package is now envelops me and makes me the most enviable man of earth. Today

remembered how long ago you did not write, today I remembered a thousand anecdotes and found to tickle children, butterflies and a knot in my stomach when my mind will draw a smile, I feel I can change the world, not ours, but that world parallel, such that every day is interfering in our lives, our family and our dreams. More than a decade, I decided to love you until eternity, today however, I feel more love and I think not enough. I know there will come a time when you undress before my eyes, our skin will be another and you, with the grandeur of a princess who becomes a queen, you still there, untouched and pristine as the first time we made love, just like the first time I kissed you in the sand and waves at sea my sentence dictated eternal love.

if not more important to feel love or feel loved, I think the combination of these two actions have made ours a paradise that fills my soul, not a minute imagine my life without you, I can not imagine the air without your smell , I can not imagine a world without color, without sun, without life.

I have been unable to write these letters without emotion, without feeling chills down my neck, my eyes without feeling sweaty and hot volcanic tears on my cheeks. I have found that in my head every time you get more eternal, and not only affects my act, but also are inserted into the chemistry and synapses of my emotions that flood the symbiosis of your essence. At other times I have thanked all the way we have made of the hand, but will again because I want to thank you for your endless love, I thank you for your support that has made me a father, a lover, a man of success, of love , desires. I want to thank your hands to embrace me and your lips every time I LOVE YOU detonate one in my ears sleepy by the time.

Black, I am proud of our love and you, I'm happy to see our children get in our nest and make them part of our fellowship ... they are a gift that someday we will one day take its course and Camilo someday come to our house after the marriage of Elena ... .. that day, when you open our door see with joy that I cut the flower, so long is immaculate, lively, beautiful and present, that flower you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... ..
I LOVE YOU


Black

Denise Milani Greenwater

Gipsy Love

had posted a claim against the traps of 12 square meters, the government was giving them to people but I got it ... I will not give shitting showcase the inept so I'll tell you one more of my stories wick wire (bare wire in its literal translation ... but ultimately a story stripper)

was working on a project in Viña del Mar ... those years were incredible in every way ... I lived in nearby Viña 2 years, the company I worked for rented a furnished me incredible ocean view, luxurious, spacious, with swimming pool, artificial lake, gym, pool table, full team full of shit.! (I think called Coraceros buildings, those that are like an artificial lake Reñaca way ... either by the broken !!!). Astorga ehhh

Well, for those who know Viña del Mar, you know that is a beautiful city with beautiful landscapes and beaches, it is incredible that a particular capital attention. For example, people hardly touch the speakers, they respect the traffic signs, pedestrian not lose the preference, to the lunch table and people do talk (a situation that left me because my whirlwind plop Santiago thought it was lazy villagers), has a bohemian fear in Valparaiso (which I did pacifier) \u200b\u200band a strange figure ... is full of gypsies.

a kid one would go talking gueas of gypsies who will steal, who abduct children, who do not bathe and a million pelambreríos had never confirmed live and live and never had a encontrón with Roma ... at least until then ...

This week a TV report had shown a Gypsy wedding, where I met some of their customs, their life, their business, how beautiful and so are their wives. The report gave it a clear advertising by TVN the TV series was then Roman TV series had us Chileans Gitanizados to shit. The fact is that one day we were with my boss at that time (Cristian Raggio), taking a coffee in a room facing the beach which I believe is at Avenida Peru, out of the store had 2 Gypsy, an old and ugly guatona and a very rich girl ... We said goodbye to Christian and grabbed each bike to your car, to me I was approached by the old ugly, looked a little love throughout the atmosphere Gitanera that there were in the environment, and also was the first time I talked to one of them is what happens:

Gitana: Dear son, I want to give aid and see a bit of your future and past
Black: not necessary, where I come from and where will the micro pa.
Gitana: not be silly son, trust me I know what I say ...

almost mirroring the one act I pass the palm of my hand, like not wearing ring (he was single), did not care.

Gitana: I see you are a prosperous person, very good, perooo ...

(Zap I thought ... here comes the gueas of the curse, that are making me and every evil work up crap stories)

Gitana : I see you have an unrequited love and that there a person who wants you bad (I thought the mild novelty as if that shit does not happen to anyone in the world .. I followed the wave and let her talk what I want)

Gitana: I think you should let go of these evils, out of your head the love of money and be more generous to those in need (I've always been cracked, I shit ... worse in the end never lend our ear to the old to see the ending in the story)

Black: Lady, I do not ceo of those things, if you want some money I was happy ... I give

Gitana: Your money means nothing to me, give me the money that will not be for me, through it will help cleanse you ... that you will not be held for a few coins, you must be generous to yourself (hahah I thought .... The old woman wants to sell green bananas to the monkey dad give no more thought ... .. I looked forward and Cristian was doing the same clear that the gypsy was pretty rich that travels more years that I was conceited ... we are going to shit a great time)

Black: know ... I'm super late ... I'm going to Santiago so thanks for his intentions, I opened the car and got ... .. Guea pure glass that I got old and was still there.

Gitana: Son, you have something for you and cleanse you from this curse that makes you a woman, show me your wallet ...

Black: (I thought ... I have 3 000 pesos only .... I'm going to give to see that shit happens) ... . Look I said, is tooooodo I have.

At that the old is thrown like an ax in my wallet and as a "velociraptor" puts fingers, the entire Krajina, go all the nooks and grabs the ticket of 2 lucas ... (was not) .. I let her continue with the game .. I thought this old coolie shit I'm going to the end of his magic act. The gypsy ducks and puddle of water on the floor begins to rub the ticket ... .. and faster DAVID Coperfield the 2 lucas turned into a pile of mud .., I was puzzled by his ability, in that, I see that Christian made his truck ride ...

Black: Lady, shit ... I congratulate tremendous magic ...
Gypsy: That'll help the child, if you come tomorrow, help me with some diapers for my grandson and I will follow cleaning and reading the lines. (This is why seeing where I gueas? thought)

Black: Ya ya ya ... let yourself make you pass me the funny and the 2 lucas
Gypsy: I do not I have !, you saw that dissolved ... like your curse
Black: Stop make the old gueona fresh,,, pass the 2 lucas.
Gitana: You do not need that money, you need to be free and I helped you ungrateful ....

I thought this old coolie shit ... I like that shit ... I do .. as I will aforrar a pape if female, old ... na to do ...

Black: Mira Roma #$%@@!! ... If the 2 lucas Pasai me I'll call the cops, my dad who is captain of the police (where the dress lol), gonna get you gonna put a couple of sticks in the cracks and you'll get prey to you and the other asshole with which you walk through thief ...

that the gypsy in me open your eyes and begins to putarme .... I did not understand much of gueas he said ... he was not Christian, had pressed cheek, so I was, the old and the other Roma who came to us ...
Therein Old
puts his hands on the tits and Magic ... leave my 2 luquitas .... I throw them out the window and says ... Miserable! By gueón you are going to freeze the pichula .. not going to stop over in life .... You will be unhappy forever .. I curse you now and forever ...

Truth does not know whether to laugh or hell ... but he was perplexed by the situation .. 2 The old grabs and pulls lucas inside the car .... I fucked old coolie !!!!.... when I caught the 2 lucas ... the unexpected happens ....

The situation was so ... I sat on the wheel, the old woman in the window of my car looking in, the 2 lucas between my legs ... just above "the child" ... I turn the car, throw your hand to grab the 2 lucas and that the old woman pulls down her dress ... a giant pair of boobs ... became a 3-headed demon ... her tits were very great, they were gripping a hard ... with both hands, squeeze it and throws me a dash of milk in pa ... .. I was frozen. The most disgusting Guea gave me that shit, milk pulled me behind the wheel, the pants, shirt ... what grabbed the 2 velociraptor lucas .... It was squeezing the teats as outrageous .... He pulled the ticket milk ... cursed me, cursed my money ... the 2 lucas dripping milk ... the making and tells me ... ... there gueón asshole making your gueas of 2 tennis .... lucas said ... gueona filthy tuck into the slit ... the grabbed and threw them away. I pressed

CAEU, I felt terrible past gueón ... milk and añejo cheese, all wet ... I was laughter and anger ... I thought how could that old shit be giving milk, who sent me to get me in gueas? ... Why not touched my gypsy rich? .... I would have liked him for 2 lucas tits .... So you would have paid 5. What if the curse of this ancient culinary work and no more me to my "Goliath"? .. Anyway .... I got to the dept, I told the Christian, the laughter is fucked, I took a Chelita ... .. and that weekend I took my black cache shamanic powers of Astorga insurmountable ... we went to on Friday to kill the spell ... .... Sunday we woke up with cramping legs!! Greetings


Black
Astorga

Toenail Hurts After Pedicure

THE OTHER DAY ......

Last was a crazy week ... well, in between the events planned had spent a million other things like for example my wife gave up the hit "reasons? .. many, the principal from my point of view is to work for a bunch of shameless, reamers and pathetic .... The issue comes not very well, however it does not kill you strengthens. Another issue that has troubled me is a strong flu-like with my children, Connor and it is over, but the pa la caga Elena walks and gives me more pain than the crest and see ... Today we took her to the doctor and definitely creek has complicated ... but that's life ... if it ever livianita a fiasco .... Also, do not live in Wonderland, not work pal government and I'm not rich son.

reel

birthday ... there is enough to tell such as were 47 attendees, Mc-abeos missing some other more complex reasons to explain ... dinner with my parents really well that if the steak arrived on the Peruvian wanted to do was Cototo as I had hatched but anyway shit happens! Otherwise conversaita food and entertain .... I did not take photos because agile and forgot.

The Saturday is a separate item ... disorder left at the bottom of the letter, my friends behaved as occasion warranted ... had re cool, good chatter, good music with DJ support from Saddam and lasted until 6:15 exactly ... (at that time ... and with the pilot auto on ... exhausted and sleep shit) ... My first hours with 35 years of life were of terror, when I wake up my kids were with my mother in law to prevail in the room a feeling of emptiness that I was anxious and uncomfortable truth, so I got up at 9 am and checked on Live than the "hack" which upset the other day, definitely handle! Puta was wrong! Little sleep, sleep, and my Russian friend (vodka) on my shoulders during the whole morning. That Sunday we had asked the nanny to stay at home because we had a few days, my intention was to order the epicenter of the disorder, but to shit up and see so great I thought it would be a use uppercase to order what was left home so I called my friend "Fruit Salt", took the sun for 15 minutes, I got the sleeves .... Put in washing glasses, cups, dishes, ashtrays, throwing scraps of food, watching the disaster that was the floating floor and pork that are placed pompadour gueones ... because there launched by all parties and to discuss the horrible smell of cigarettes (is disgusting that wuea the day after)!. In short it was not the best place for my dwarves arrived so I had to put the batteries in concho.

Aperré best I could, I washed all the glasses by himself alone, ordered all the living room, kitchen, threw away all mierdal and cleaned the floor ... in short all that remained was the smell of cardinal sin (lust) in the air, so I lit a couple of incense and on at about 11:30. My wife slept soundly ... (she had already done enough to serve our guests and had that well deserved sleep, plus had been peeling with friends until later that I did because I slipped into the shadows and I lay in bed naca Camilo NACA).

awakened ... When Black looked at me and pulled me in the face some peccadilloes that I had made that night ... which I said "Honey ... it cures is not worth" was plop! (Hahaha good technique cumpas ....) We take a apestañita Light, then fill the jacuzzi (no had told them I have one in the room .. the Guea is cool, that if when they do not know my friends stare at me piece horn who believe they are in the Hotel valdivia ) .. after completing it, we got ... uufff whirlpool ... ... que rico! The batteries began to charge a concho .... We were talking spoiled, and enjoying a minute in our small piece without

invaders ... That's what Ruth had arrived alone and was beginning to sort it as it was just fucked up! Hahaha. We stayed in water for 30 minutes until my mother came to the dwarfs ... they entered the room ... my mother was left out because if you see me naked able to grab the bike and sexually abusing his son. Elena Camilo and happy life watching us and wanted to get into the water piola ... One thing is that in our house there is no beating about the Guea covering when walking on balls, having a Jacuzzi in the room requires outdoor shower and as we all know that God brought us to the world ... pa dwarfs is the most normal and see us. On Sunday was long but super fun, guests arrived for lunch, then another behind to ultimately take eleven ... I went to bed at 12 pm with the tonsils pa history, I had a bad night because I caught a fever and Monday pa fucked up shit ... yo cacho some witches Machitún threw me because the last one looked like a spell I think ultimately what killed me was getting in and out of the house all the time during the fiestoka .... Today Replacement and paste and mango against .... a thousand things to do and several cakes to cut.

In short, I want to thank everyone who greeted me so affectionate to the blog, my friends that I forgot and that carried the slit with the gifts, in fact I'm thinking of putting a whore because PUB crest and that gave me that I did not take! tomorrow, Wednesday, will premiere SHURE microphone that I got the Pipa, Max and Kasilo. I also want to thank my beautiful friend Paul Loreto in an act of humanity unprecedented prepared me with all your love 400 canapés pa 'guests, were incredible and best of all it only took me material ... BEAUTIFUL, too bad you're married (I presented to her husband, a good friend of mine does exactly 3 or 4 birthdays ago ... a ruse to prepare to one day cristi tell) ¡!!¡!! There are many stories that happened during the night (alcolemias, surprise, daring, harassment, etc..) And has already entered on the blog .... For now I am running out at lunch time and the long post is a straw.

Greetings ...

The black