Saturday, December 23, 2006

Pepper Ticks And Cats

Twilight, 2007

As some found out, this year I closed with a presentation of Rogues in a bar in Bellavista. There was kindled passion for music, it closed a cycle of work and have lived one of the most complete feeling of success in recent times ... a completely different feeling ... that has nothing to do with the triumph of work, study or money ..... truth a very particular feeling that remains in reververancia inside my head ...

We played Dec. 20 at pub full .. the incredible atmosphere .... Friends and bystanders were hesitant pace of our letters enjoying every little musical wave that emanated from a long work that has been brewing since the last months of 2005. Date from which, in a religious way, every Wednesday this week we got together and surrounded by several chelas pack we set up "our fucking minute."
I always wanted to hasten the pace, but the wisdom and "mashing" the band was undoubtedly the total ingredient for an unforgettable night! I invited several bloggers but it was not one ..... the hard ... zero roll .... it was my band, my black, my friends and a pile of diners willing to stop the ear and make us shit with the criticism.

The result was good ... lucas together and we will make a professional demo ... The idea is to launch a radio issue completely out of any personal ambition but whose idea tempts me more than the crest. With this event, I thought it had closed a 2006 beyond belief. However, the end of the year I had a surprise in store filled with feelings of high caliber.

Inspired by the eternal echo of the ideas from my wife, parades through the postal headquarters in Chile. The idea was to collect a child's letter addressed to Santa Claus. I sat one morning for about 1 hour to read over and over ... some unbelievable story, some sad .. the feeling was strange, first because I was playing the role of a "judge" with an "eye of god" should be given a sentence of joy to a child ... In short, while there, one of the things that struck me was seeing the number of poor people by selecting letters and see very few people "resources" trying to contribute a small grain of sand .... Raya for the sum, with the black select a letter that was a whole family .. a mother and 4 children, 11, 8, 7 and 4 of age ... his letters full of hope and a simplicity that grabbed me and said "black ... allow yourself to Guevara ... this is the letter "... we look with the black and we said ... are 4 goats fuck how we do it ... The cristi said "well ... this went up to the whole family, my parents, brothers, your family and friends who want to "..

began the pilgrimage, imagination and massive enrollment, Meiggs went through the neighborhood, the mall and coordinate among several. Moreover, to Ruth (my nana) got the ball cooperating with a pair of slippers and a dress for most. We managed to put together a complete Christmas dinner, a box of merchandise and a strong contingent of food, including several strips of hairlines, maquekes, candy, chips. The toys were a soccer ball that he personally chose, a substitute for play station (gift dreamed up by the Francisco .. that of 8), car bus, a doll, new clothes for the girl of 11, t-shirts, dresses, jeans and hard the hard cove requested gifts on the list. The complexity of the story, was that only receive mail until December 20 but given that we would take them dinner, I decided to go personally to leave and thus uproot any malicious comment that more than one person made me .. .. Direction, a passage in the commune of La Pintana near the Faculty of Agronomy and Veterinary. Santa Rosa with the height and the motherfucker ... I left with my brother Andrew ... I thought about taking my son 3 years camilo ... but since he did not know where I would put I thought it would be dangerous. The neighborhood very ugly, long-looking duck gueón wrong corners, long narrow passage, poor houses shit, streets full of trash, debris, pasturris, cats everywhere, dogs bulk holes, zero grazing, very stony, cement and an atmosphere charged with direct eyes .. full of curiosity and caring. The hard .... I'm ugly and I have bad side .. my brother-in-idem, plus he is a giant gueón and to be honest .. seemed to think more about environmental narcos ... On the other hand ... as God is my copilot never felt afraid, but never stopped being alert. The worst and most complex was to find the address ... you recorded the streets had no names and when we find one was closed ... anyone asking me about or simply did the crazy .. was a stranger in a strange land. I finally found the passage .. had a little girl sitting in the gutter ... the house was very humble .. to see me away .... I felt a strange thing in my stomach ... I think she still ... back and looked at me straight in the eye ... I got off the car and told him I

: sabina know? ...
She: Yes .... my mom
Me: So you must be Jennifer is not it ?....
She: Yes. and this is my brother
Me: The francisco .... the player ...
She: Yes .. (Francisco to face not catching anything I looked at my car and my brother)

Jennifer called her mother to leave the house in front with a neighbor .... approaches in astonishment and kept looking at me ... She was a woman of about 40 years, white skin, plump, with beautiful hazel eyes. I felt strange ... and said

Hi sabina ... look .... ehhh ... well ... My name is Rodrigo ... and ... this ... what happens is I come home because I read your letter post for Christmas .... and well ... I brought some gifts to get together with family and friends .. Sabina
: ..... Is seriously ?.... if ?....

His eyes widened even more, I opened the suitcase and started to drop things and pass them ... Jennifer could not believe it ... Francisco was looking through the windows .. I gave him dinner and merchandise ... then I opened the door and started down the gifts ... Sabina was undaunted, chill .... I gasped and almost in shock. . Your neighbor almost jumped on one leg .... several neighbors to snoop out .... and I, every time I felt more uncomfortable about the situation .... I handed the thing and I said ... Sabina

: My house is back .... please proceed ... I
; not ..... thank you very much ... do not worry .... not necessary ... (She insisted I went ).... ....

In the area of \u200b\u200bthe house, had 2 attempted mediaguas .. the yard with a dog who wanted to enjoy rocky my canes rock .... however, came in cache that cool ... I passed some very poor land corridors, full of dog poop and odors ... I entered the house of Sabina .. kitchen, dining room, living in the mita of my living room ... ...... 2 cabins on the other half. The simplicity, humility and poverty were present in each of the flash that stuck in my head. Despite entrenched poverty, everything was in perfect order .... his house was a house cleaner .... ordenadísima ... and a harmony that still keeps me thinking ..... Jennifer says ... leave gifts to the side of the tree .... I never saw a tree .... I do not think is there ... and it was only one minute imagery of the small ... Exchange Simply put .... no big deal ..... it was all of this .... your world ... your life ... their war .... I left the house ... Andrew, spoke a few words with the neighbors .. of parallel worlds .. or gift to his grandson would not receive .... I went to Santa Rosa ... for some strange reason I felt calm .... North took the South .... Costanera Norte then .... Kennedy went to the golf club ... I went through the park .... then Arauco and Alto Las Condes speechless .... I went to another dimension a dimension filled Montero Sport, Mercedes, Murano, BMW ... of crowded malls doing last minute shopping ..... I had to leave .... Andrew .... I got home my kids were outside waiting for me .... I excused myself ..... I was excited to go to the bathroom before leaving for a ride with them. When I looked into my living room .... and saw Sabina. We walked

all afternoon .... visit 3 places ... ate twigs .... a chocolito ... I played a scrape and we walked to the house of my parents .... the hours, I went home and sat down to write this blog ..... and as I wrote .... I realized today that I advanced the Christmas ...... and with it, so timely gift of this experience ..



Congratulations Congratulations friends .... ....... Black



Astorga.

PS: Here is a fotellis of the gig ... and a couple of links

http://www.todorock.cl/portal/download.php?view.62

http://www.todorock.cl

Monday, December 18, 2006

What Is Put On After A Brazilian Wax

quench the thirst of ROCK! Not Dead ..... walked

'm definitely in Becker. . far from the blog but still in contact with many wildlife visitors ......

's New? . . Just that on Wednesday December 20, 2006 Rogue is going to gig live at 21:30 hours and Singing Muses Pub located Antonia Lopez de Bello # 82 Bellavista neighborhood. We were managing a live gig for January but agueonamiento intensive band and organizers cagamos in a jar and there was not for the playoffs! PLOP!


Well, the short story is that we walk re playing well, we have many stickers and insurance issues are going to move the leg more than the audience that will listen .... I guess after playing a story that will arm the attendees and entertain more than one Guevea be armed. The slump is that it is on Wednesday ... but somehow or other there is when you see friends and GUEONES REALLY LIKE TO LIVE THE LIFE!

The hope ...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Orthodontics Johor Bahru

but almost shit!!

creek while ago did not put a key around here .... Thank God, this space has generated in some way or another very nice connections with various characters, who says of messages, e and appearances by the Messenger I have passed my straw bill .... one of them Pomminez Marcel vein blogger .... Also piqued my phone there's Andrea Brandes, Yreal, the Anita Artigas and my guitar Granujero cumpa MAX shoulder ... so ... I dedicate this post for energy and the patience to wait Astorga Later lyrics of Black ... Do you want an executive summary from the last post to date? Well here goes ....


When was the monkey, I devoted only to dismiss ... I left her at the airport, change pictures ... hugs, kisses all in a strange ceremony .... without tears, without pain and with the conviction that all the past stories these days repeated very soon ... now you know my blog ... so I leave a kiss ...

These days I have left the very next blog .... as some know, I am a consultant, that has advantages disadvantages .... the benefits is flexible hours, good lucas, several places of work, different topics, different environments, people, ideas, projects, etc, etc, etc .... The dark side is that one must constantly re-discover, develop new projects, needs, opportunities, study and learn new songs, not disassociate with the technologies, and secondly tendenecias toil in opening new business opportunities and unfortunately does not always work .... I mean ... if all my contributions reach to port would have a butler Bill Gates .... or better would be the maid Halle Berry (ufff that cupcake .... i really like mine !!!).... In short I buried in the search for projects, glues and lucas ... with disastrous results, but rather encouraging and validate me as I happily .... But I'm like with these cycles agueonado Culiao ... why? ... because it is draining the vortex of this stick .... however many times I can not imagine an employee of a company because I find it FOME Chucha .... FOME wear suit, tie, have time, ask permission to leave early or make a process .... stalk could not go to lunch and deciding not to return to the sticks because the desktop is put on a brave ... Anyway .... I'm at a stage of self-analysis and deep meditation. I made the decision to be independent ... to sell my knowledge, my experience and arm myself with "my story" ... But I'm tired .... very tired .... and I'm thinking ... gueas as having a stable paste, be just another employee of the system, throw me the gueas until I reach Av Matta and months to come check me the same regardless of how incompetent I may have been ... 3 weeks take vacation runs, expect year-end bonus or other for goals, receive a "Happy Meal" full of dreams for Christmas or national holidays ... That I ¡!!.... The truth ... is an issue surrounding my ideas, discuss it with my black, with myself, my super-ego and my ego .... and always come to the same sad conclusion .... Will not help, I MUST ENCOURAGE AND FEED MY emprendimeinto !!!...

Given this, I embarked on a very Stripper society ... in fact today I went to the notary to put my signature on this adventure parallel to what I've decided to get lung ... my new project is called www.decoracionyarte.cl , which will launch on 1 December and the idea post a portal for emerging artists to publicize their work and open up sales channels where something clearly falls to the right of your beloved blogger. The issue I have not been easy ... I had to get on the sleeves and develop a whole Internet site, program applications, spend my "free time" and together with various artistes .. or last has been re cool because it has reinforced a lot of feeling to them and the truth are good bet that we're putting together, the business model can view the site from 1 December and hope to build alliances and to give movement to the initiative we are stopping with Gustavo Vicuña ... (My new partner), I do not make me rich ... but no doubt comforting to me and I have the support of my beautiful, beautiful wife ...

With Rogues are still in the battle, every Wednesday tested metals, the news is that you FREAK January 13 we will play in a rock festival organized by the municipality of Vitacura, our presentation will be in Casas de Lo Matta as at 22:00 .... is free, are guests .... after that we're friends to my house to fool mess ... so my dearest bloggers are also invited bloggers ... please include ALL my dear .... (You want to know whether or not depending on our cultural exchanges).

These days I followed Guevara as always, I have been through so much fun but I have not moved to write because my strengths are elsewhere .... In addition, on Friday celebrated the birthday number 65 of my unique friend, mentor, colleague jaranas international nuclear talks and unforgettable father .... Yes my dad, "Garlic" turns 65 this Friday so I get to the venue, and DJ Saddam (my brother) we will give a feast with all his cronies and family ....

Well, I leave you and I appear more often than before ...

Meanwhile, I leave a picture of one of the last RAPEL disorders! (Blogger wimp .. no .... A GUIDE rose and was re good ... this is the last time I upload a picture of me dancing on a table pelao poto ...)








Hugs,
Don Black,

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Reconsideration In Ust

The Mona ...

Every week we get together several friends in Rotary homes to one another carretito seasoned with good food, varied recipes, and talk tintitos good progressive, quality and organizational chacharienta ... .. The thing is that last Friday I played my home ... My black, beautiful, organized and visionary prepared exquisite food, fine .... Just enough to expect the guests arrived, give them a plume in hand and begin the ritual and honor to gluttony .... At about 21:00, I received a call from a guy ... my older brother ... I said ... "Rorro" (which is rare for even the Rorro jajaj!) "You will be in your home ... .. I have to go to talk about something you see very private " ... . If po uncle come no more ... I am standing here tonight so I hope!

PIIIII .. 21:30 ... . Intercom ... I opened the door of the passage .. my uncle took it down, he greets me .... I looked at his car and saw something very strange ... something moving but I could not distinguish even a shit .... Suddenly opened the car and leaves her ... MONAAAAAA ¡!!!! PIMA QUERIDAA !!!...

The monkey is my cousin .... The one I want .... which most resembles my in many ways .... The monkey is a bonus I feel like my sister .... Not seen for 7 years ... since he went to live in Switzerland .... She always wanted in his volatile shift from chile .... Ever wanted to live in Europe .... I do not know .. things that people say .... The thing is that lives there and not come to Chile for 7 years .... I was surprised to see giant ... well ... pretty, brunette, happy .... The hard ... an emotion rude! So much so that he planted a huge kiss on the mouth!


Puta premium and non-queer sights ...! Happens .... Wellcome! The thing is that at that moment my night vision had become,,,, the conversation picked up other trimmings,,, my friends arrived, but my attention was to talk to the monkey, give us a brief of life ... . The thing is so spectacular that never seems to we had failed to see .... She is now in another, as their vision is respectable .. Ray, slit your child lives has a very good education, speak 4 different languages, is selected and highlighted the industry's Ski school ... an asshole super cool, nice, nice, simple, and affectionate. The stalk is that it came Mickael, her husband ... a fifty-something that brings them a tremendous friend I've always missed by his essence, wave, soul, sincerity and joy ..


The thing is that these days have been intense ... we have joined cove, we reel, discussed, far-fetched .... In fact last night was to see to Rogues (my band that this is all sounding a barrel !!!!) to jamming with all my cousins \u200b\u200b... the night was re stripper ... 3 generations of the first reel as we had never done ... after we went testing to quench their thirst ñuñoa the square .... As 2 of my cousins \u200b\u200bare idiots idiots would not let us enter a room but landed in another baruch called "no name" .... Good style ... good atmosphere ... cool ... re crazy for me was the Guea ... my beautiful black, 2 friends, Kasilo and cousins \u200b\u200b.... Mona (38) I (34), Gonzalo (23), Ray (11), Javi (13) .... The last 2 to be as rependejos ... you are all the characters ... javi gorgeous. ... Like the mother ... and since there are no Predators put each flower you will know your tables coke .... no doubt last night's all a beautiful and unforgettable images flash !!!.. there we stayed until 1:40 in the morning ... it was nice to be with the re ... Gonzalo see he's involved, meet your girlfriend .... their studies ... take a tuft, exchange ideas and then late at night all over my truck to distribute characters to various sectors ... The monkey is only 3 weeks in Chile, I hope to make a party to any crack .. She's played concho when I went to work in Buenos Aires organized a disorder that was up with flares and firecrackers .... therefore I owe my hand ... and offered him the house ... and just enough pull some strings to locate his cronies .... These days that remain will be intense and I'm going to spend a concho ...... do not worry .... I will be telling .. especially if there is a story as strippers as I frequently occur, which does not reach them or the rroddilla at the Mona ¡!!!...




Greetings Earthlings .- ....

Black Astorga

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Buying Rate In Kharghar

Theft!!

Dear Friends of the Blog, I write this story so that from now on be very careful and did not matter what my past weekend, pay close attention. Actually this story is awfully horrible and would not wish anybody.

I send this information to notify since I was a victim of theft while shopping this weekend. It was in Vitacura, but could be anywhere else

Well, the thing is, on Saturday I went to the supermarket which is near my house because I had to buy some things for lunch. Thus, as at noon landed in a supermarket Lider (do not know how many of you shop at Lider, but it can happen in other supermarkets).

This is how the robbery

spectacular

Two girls dressed in tight T-shirts and diver approach you while you keep the bags in the trunk of the car. them, so super Gentile I cleaned the windshield with a sponge and a special fluid (supposedly), breasts, are practically out of the T-shirts and ass you crazy ... .. as I am a flesh and blood gueón it was impossible not to hit them with inquisitive glances face "préstamelo a minute." The truth is that when you finish your show and try to leave to care gueón thanking degenerate, They in a gesture of boldness ask that you bring to another supermarket sector.

Okay, you fall pig hot ... so that got in the car with his conscience in fact the baby bag chair my son .... The thing is that when you accept, the mines up in the backseat and tell you if you bother to change some clothes and in the other supermarkets should do the show in another product, the thing is going well until during the change of clothing starts to cum hand including the show is really afraid of ... almost crashed !!!!!. Then a pass into the passenger seat and you start to perform oral sex while the other steals your wallet without your knowledge or account. The Guea is the shit my friend .... In fact to me was stolen last Friday, Saturday and twice on Sunday, again on Tuesday and Wednesday.

So Focused .... Do not go to the supermarket alone .... bring a friend!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What R The Channels For On Car Amps

The Eclipse of sun .... CHAO

I was determined! ... Leave everything thrown CAEU bad ... this opportunity will never, ever happen again ... so Let's take forward. I talked to my profs as they would be two weeks of revelry, my destiny ... The Eclipse of sun in Putre, magnanimous event to be held in November 1994, something that undoubtedly not lost or shitting me ...

So was my mother in law got one of those trucks on the magnificent style. Would travel my dark, my mother, my sister, the spoon and the mosquito draculón (a cousin of my black which we learned from that event to take incredible). For me, Chile before ending in the valley of the Elqui, had never reached the third region and fewer had thought would be places as strippers hows and Iquique, Parinacota, Putre, Arica, Pica and other places that I can never erase from the retina.


As the old are a bitter, my profs that I certainly cagaría warned in a jar that is zero chance I would catch up with the materials ... but as I am a gueón who will live only once ... chao ... I grabbed the trucks, we got everyone and we headed for swift Arica.

The first stop was Guanaqueros beautiful resort that summarizes stories from my life that one day I'll tell you. The re Guea was crazy .... Gil socks had failed, but could catch up buying some natives at the fair was Guanaqueros ... So ... I bought 12 pairs of 2 lucas .... The truth was more stalk quality that Loncomilla bridge .. 100% nylon edge ... ... but so were Nuevitas change in the computer, all in the truck and heading north pal. There began my transformation since leaving the I stopped the 4th region more .... All they asked me want to stop to pee ... but ... I would not stop driving. I was saying ... "when 2 or 3 they are willing to stop there" ... in general when traveling with women is a Guevea ... always want to go pissing on each hill you see ... also need a special arbustitos special hill and no one will see your poto immaculate white and campers will be sworn into the grave .... Being male is definitely special cagamos piss and where nature catches us! Ja!.


Well the Guea is not stopped again, my goal was to Arica as soon as possible and revel in the news .... When going through Iquique felt kind of weird smell ... a foul rotten smell; thought it was the environment .... Continued driving and suddenly I came a ... more stinking fetid breeze that shit ... anyway ... do not fish much and I followed up pa ... .... The truth all the companions and given how stubborn I hated not want to stop until you get to Arica .... Well long story short, the short-lasting because the road is longer than the peak 33 hours! Of which drove at least 27 straight ... When you get to Arica, would be presented to the family of my black nortino, there comes me, canchero, nice Guevea good pal, with his good chelas to provide the landing, etc, etc, etc ... The thing is that by sharing rooms, all guests would be staying in a huge train-piece where the beds were already defined ... as my mother had me catch the vicious face, threw me to the background ... There I I placed, I put my bag and decided it was a minute to hit me ... my shower rigor. I started to undressed ... I got my cowboy boots, a "Laredo" I bought a peguita he had done months before the trip when I suddenly felt the same foul odor, but now intense, such as acetone or benzene plane. Gonzalo, Cristi cousin tells me ... Black disgusting ... you gonna drop the legs .... This comet was a dagger in the self-esteem but it was the saddest reality ... those 100% nylon stockings, had been ordered to put my fingers wrinkled Gill Julio Martinez, my fingers were white, almost transparent, begging for some oxygen flagellates to torture of being stuck in the desert for 27 hours in a pressure cooker to conceal cowboy ... ... I put the socks in a bag, three knots blind and zap ... pa below the bed (if I'm gueón), that was like trying to ask Ballero to solve a quadratic equation, but the shame of entering society by posing as the feet stink gueón was a demon hard to beat ... The truth my stash lasted less than a chicken for six ... was quickly unmasked and forced to throw my cowboy boots beautiful courtyard, all the socks in the trash (including 11 unused) and bowed to use husks every day who were traveling ... the smell of leg accompanied me for over a month ... A GUIDE was terrible!

The resort was short, we wandered, walked, cumin, and Guevara went out everywhere. I remember when we went to the casino with my dark, we took some pictures for the newspaper El Mercurio .... When I found out that published only leaving her, it was clear ... I had cut by ugly Plop. Short story .... Putre traveled to the day before the eclipse, we stopped tent in a courtyard of a school environment ... AMAZING! A very cosmopolitan atmosphere, pure hippies, smoking marijuana setenones old chutzpah, rich mines absolutely free like birds, a magician of the Most Harley riders style, some gothic, punk, troughs, rock ... or, she was in a rare display of big birds . I met an Iranian couple, they were hunters of eclipses (Cachense the volaita) traveled to all solar eclipses that were in the world, they work only for that computer, if there was no work or lucas, traveling through the unemployment insurance (Lived in Switzerland ... Was not!) What caught my attention from them and in particular about her was that her appearance was deplorable hygiene, hairy armpits to concho, smelly, with a mustache and a whiff of Cototo terror ... my legs were a miserable stinking stench project next to the parcito.

The night before the eclipse of the sun, would develop a style feast the tyrant .... Cristi was the altitude sickness (ie the height of the mad left) and stayed in bed .... So that when it comes Negrin eggs and what slows height, left reel with tequila in hand to fool themselves known to the epicenter of Guevea was born. Then they played the folklorists, the party started techno. The first chaotic techno party of my life .... Sure .. I'm so rock with electronica was nothing ná .. but that night I gave to the vitality of binary bits and probing hollows through every one of my eustachian tubes .... I had a slice. I met mine and creek gueones the most stripper ... it was a heavy night .... Then I went to a party in a kind of eucalyptus forest. . Guevea followed there .... I leaned against the police officers who thought OS-7 passing piola but were more obvious than the lies of Peter Urdemales. They were behind a heavy traffic of LSD .. . In order .... Not as I will be gone because according to I had strangers and throw away the meat on the grill because the mines were dancing to and a ton of balls from time ...

The next day, the eclipse would be the morning and as I am a lively type, I was insured and had purchased many lenses to see the eclipse ... several gift we Arica but we had plenty of one .... Its price would be the highest bidder ... so I put a pair in the eye and another on the head ... wait for customers. Faster than a premature ejaculation, there is a German and English babbling trying to ask me if he sold those lenses ... My mother looked at me intensely and said ... ... do not be black bastard .... Give it .... Ni cagando thought, so without much struggle they are sold in 20 lucas ... original price ... 250 Chilean pesos. It is cool ... It's called a "jumped the Hare" ... are we?. The thing is that after the German was cool and we talked a lot while .. (I had wanted my sister .... Unfortunately I never ventured into the white slave .. but I felt strongly tempted) The big man was nothing more and nothing less than something like an eccentric millionaire, had come to chile 1 month before and went straight to Torres del Paine, where it expected a zero miles KTM motorbike he had bought from Germany and It came from the south to northern Chile traveling around ?.... how about wanted to sell the bike in those days because then I would go to Machu Picchu. Well ... this morning I met one of my buddies deserodenados with which we became almost Tongoy owners, Sebastian Perez, a special thin unfortunately died several years ago for parties of 18 September ... The Peneka died at his law ... unhooked was always a messy ... Live Fast and Die Young .... I think that summed it all ... Sebastian ... a tremendous friend to be remembered ... but that is welcome in my blog let eternal embrace you wanted cumpa ... wherever you are ...

Guea The Eclipse is a super crazy .... First, the temperature began to drop dramatically ... in Total Eclipse, the temperature reached almost zero, ALL darkened, silent birds. People and I went crazy and began to howl like coyotes, the show certainly took my breath, the feeling of being as being insignificant in the universe, be less than zero, being part of the cosmos and of all time looking at the perfection of creation and almost automatically think GOD THERE ... this is proof that he had never met!! .... Of course that's the reason most Indian that could generate my head .... It's like all cultures, in their ignorance to see natural phenomena overwhelm you associate it with a god ... do not understand = a god there. However, for me at that moment it all made sense. Living the eclipse has been one of the most powerful experiences I lived .. it filled my soul, I am not clear why, but I felt so different from there other than on that trip I decided to start at zero and let me pelarme whiskers, interface and I still keep represents.

before returning to Santiago, we passed the casino .... I always dedicate myself to play high-level intellectual .... I pegadisimo with slot gueón game that I do not know, but I love!. Walking through the casino, decided to go to my surprise ... roulette ... German, playing roulette with the porn star .... In each game bet between 150 to 300 lucas ... .. I looked at my mother and I thought ... How ridge glasses not sold in 40 lucas? ... Well .. . That trip was amazing ... at one time or promise to post photos of the time .... Remember that digital cameras were part of a project that has not materialized in 94 so-Scan has been said ...


Greetings, Black


Astorga











Saturday, September 2, 2006

Great American Co Chicago Buckle

GUEONA WEEK ... YOU TAKE THE DEVIL!

the last week of August, laid on my shoulders the same sinister terror that must threaten the poor old people who only anticipate is that this month fag disappear soon. August 2006, one month longer than the hope of the poor and last week, a hodge-podge detestable which share only those sections that do not affect third parties.

To see that I am aplicadito, I will start the week as part


SUNDAY August 27

I do not know what the hell was trying to buy with Cristi but upon returning home I

says ... Cristi: Amor (word whose tone brings a remote control instruction) Why do not you talk to the neighbor and ask him to let you enter your home and so cut those nasty vines are invading us?.
Black: Why tennis fuck me all weekend?
Cristi: po already cost you, no lateral SEAI .... They look horrible.

The legacy of my father and grandfather did not allow me to let the "household items" such as plumbing, pruning, painting and demases are made by "masters bangs, which are pure shit, they were thrown a great time there we serve and they charge you what they can .. . Deal with that ... I prefer to leave the crap over and over again .... Total on my house!. After 5 minutes, there was a beautiful black cane (post heavy night of carnal lust bubbling with my wife), Put in tall ladder pruning. I started to pick up the branches, put them in bags and catching my neighbor has the mellow shit in the yard .... A mierdal mattresses, lamps, toys and a thousand guevara spread everywhere ... ... looking and looking, in thousands of vines had a dollhouse that my film could use Elenita. The Cristi had already made the eye several times so that when they told my neighbor .... ... I bought Compadre the doll house .... He said more gueón estai ..! TE REGALO ESA eggs ... Given that, enrrolé the puppet (my brother, a big boy gueón stamp 1.85 and wardrobe) who helped me move the playhouse as a suitcase weighing gasfiter .. . Which crumb the walk through the passage to fit it in my backyard. --- There began the curse .... Pa was the shit the house and that metal nails, metal grinding, metal polishing, Put in hours and hours of work ... after polishing paint ... I left at 11:30 AM, finished at 22:30 .... Almost without stopping ... . As for my brothers marched home, girlfriends, cuñadas, suegras, mi vecina Javiera, una chica de 15 años que está postrada en silla de ruedas con parálisis cerebral y que hemos acogido como una nueva amiga…. Ella, lo pasó la raja. Además se anexó su tonto pedazo de carne a la parrilla con choripán incluido; también llegó el Clerc con su perrita incluida a dejar una factura y uno que otro par de tallas típicas de ese desordenado con el que trabajo. Más entradita la noche mi suegro y en fín .. todos hecharon una mano… la casita quedó al 70 % … el negro… pa la corneta, y al 3 %.




LUNES

Dolor de espalda, cuello, brazos y cañuelas…. but happy .... Pa I left the sticks, I joined a friend for lunch, we ate sushi and errands to do .... Type 17:00, shivering, sore jaw, fever, dizziness .... ... Thought he was intoxicated. I left to the house, as I shall state of shit that eat or drink water or simply lay down .. I had a terrible, did not sleep that night ... just fucking threw me for pain pills in that all he managed was an awful smell of piss and my stomach became chérnovil.



TUESDAY

Black: Skinny I feel lousy pa la caga
Cristi : As a queer! Stop complaining
sucker Black: I'm pa the horn ....

I went for the stick very, very bad, I ordered my affairs, I organized my day and feeling pa history gave him and gave him. Started a carnival of e-mails of crooks ... the Wednesday test day was in danger as Andrew, the keyboardist had to work that night .... The idea ... take the test for Tuesday .... As I walked pa la caga ... EDGE BLACK, KILL THE POSTING CARE RAJA CHUNCHO ... .... And compadres, we scored all the points, night ... I wear with a crest and all swore by mail ... again at 17:00 of almost green color the house I left to go to bed earlier vomiting in the bathroom of the paste that is total decadence ... How much will Pensao gueón girl walking with cane ?. . As I am an optimist gueón, at 21:00 I thought it would be better, but I was not going to play ass .... It is the third consecutive week that failed, not because of lack of interest, health and the commitments I have played re crooked. I'm also in the baquillo of conditionals and is necessary for me to put the batteries otherwise the gap will only grow between me and the band. Simply not going to the gig, he touched the heartstrings of Cristi ... there Guea cache that was serious. Andai CAGA snap shots than NI NEGRITO YOUR WERE A Rogue Guevara!, I did not eat lunch on Monday, nor did .... But I vomited and vomited almost every night this shit.


WEDNESDAY

ugliest EVO MORALES, pa I got up and left the sticks, I ate 2 crackers, I felt a lot better, so I took flight and walked many issues that were pending. I also re .... Time for lunch, I joined my team Kasilo, drummer of rogues, I asked ... I ate chicken with salad little talk about the band, that shit happened that did not attend, if there was any bad vibes and demases .... The partner Kasilo in my cache at once that the truth was more screwed up that chicken suit and no dramas with Rogue but pure bad crack ... we finished lunch ... a few blocks shivering in the batting ... .. I think I'll throw up again .... But resisted until 18:30 pm throughout the colitis was my faithful companion ---- sewing without resulted in poto limpiadita hold even a goose feathers ... from then on my flight autonomy was reduced to only 5 meter radius of the water .... That night, my wife bought PIZZA with my sister .... I decided to eat .... Buggy .... Vomiting and vomiting .... You know? The Guea was the shit .... Wanting to be throwing shit is one of the strangest sensations of life ... and it is impossible to make them together (and I checked, I have irrefutable proof!)

THURSDAY
I chose to work at home , came Ernesto, Cuban of pa Of my house and work all day that day very well ... all in order .... All right ... I have downloaded the 3 kilos but I felt better ... just some gas SARIN own recent news events. In the afternoon my mother came walking pa la cagada of his left arm and a weak average health of a diabetes product that is hitting the door (another theme of shit that fills my head.) That night, I dared and took a couple of glasses of a delicious red wine with my black .... He could get spoiled. FRIDAY

(worst day)
In the early hits, answering and directing thousand subjects, I caught up heavy throughout the morning full concentration YEAH! I am the same again I thought. I need to finish a summary document long I'm doing, there is an issue that need support, I talked to Kasilo had material and very good, excellent complement .. chicory thanks! ... we get together for lunch, I ate livianito, we joined the PIP, then paste it pa .... Cell phone rings ....

Cristi: Where are you?
Me: po In the sticks where more and you? Cristi
: At the clinic I
: Does the clinic? (A sharp pain and nerve wadding invades me)
Cristi: Camilo crest was removed and cracked the mouth, is a plastic surgeon to cook because otherwise they may leave scars and some muscle sequelae. I
: Puta the wua! I'm coming.

camilo Arriving on a stretcher, with his mouth rotates very Keita ... I GOT A Pupitar PAPITO IN MY MOUTH ... Geez son told him ... bad luck. Do not worry, the doctor comes. Meanwhile, I told the entire procedure had been, to come to the flag, which would bake the mouth with fishing wire and a needle (laugh) and asked him to be brave when we entered the hall ... I was more nervous than cow in the slaughterhouse "... the doctor asks" Camilo you brave? .. Camilo says "I'm very brave Shi'm not going to Choral" and put in a position to take muscles (Guevara that I get to do when I dance naked in front of them haha!) .... The truth, I was surprised, Camilo looked out the entire apparatus of scissors, needles, thread, gloves and surgical arsenal that flamboyant gothic scary about him only .. impregnable it though ... it made for back and let it operate .... Only once said "mmmm hurts me ..." would be it!, Spoke to the doctor the whole operation, he explained that he felt .... Guevea outside I felt proud that the crest of it .... The doctor told me ... Camilo is amazing ... I never had this past. Leaving the Emergency, was painful minutes of waiting for the account ... without so calmly I say $ 197,200, the guevara slut face! I said .... Nobody flinched .... ING section sent me to search for BONDS, to reach the inn, the same old shit ... "NO SYSTEM", by policy'm no checkbook, the center of Santiago is the center of Santiago, in the end I went through the cashier, I turned the 2 prawns and paid ... unfortunate. It was total shit ... after

reimbursement ... Damn I sort of shit Why the fuck shit I have this week? (Literal way because fuck that shit and throw up) ... .. and brother rethink the situation, I felt so lucky my life, yeah buddy !!!!, afortunadismisimo lucky they were only a few points fucking shit and that my son had no serious illness or accident, lucky to have a job though I walk half silver shit have the means to pay 200 lucas How many goats are shit poor and scarred for life for a whack like that? How much more shit that people go around the ridge from hospital to hospital begging for your health and your life?. And I very gueón here in a private clinic pajeándose head for a week with diarrhea and fever! I took the camilo

make ice cream and spoiled, turned to think is this week and again I felt shit gueón ¡!!... now I'm here, enjoying with my son Sanit, my beautiful wife with a coffee in the past local cuica nice car I have trouble convincing me that .... the truth is I have a fucking problem, just a queer head trying to convince me pass Guevara bad. " I got home, I checked some policies of accident and life insurance .. automaquinarme started again ... I thought to hell! .... I changed clothes, grabbed the car, my black seemed richer than the peak, we pick the keka, we went where ET came Kasilo, cat, Paulina ... .. We take our appetizers of rigor, his silly red and ourselves a bellyful of thriller, many carving re good, some plans and a thousand things ¡!!.... Late at night when I came back my head again ... but this time plotting a large, in excellent condition and tuned ... CHAO GUEONA WEEK ... YOU TAKE THE DEVIL! ... ..


Greetings,
Black

Monday, August 28, 2006

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The Dark Side ....

Dear .... the dark side still exists and is strong .... I lowered my previous post .... I'll post soon another .... the truth more than one felt uncomfortable with my account, item that was not my intention. A good listener ..... Briefly ... See


.... Black



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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

High Cervix Very Soft

Poem .... Pizza Delivery

Hello gushitos and wildlife guashitas !!!..... Blop of both travel and roam either blog, I've noticed the large number of people who publish poems and feelings .... initiative against so great I was able to dig my emotions, the purest and most simplistic out the following poem ...





LE MOJON

to the sea shore
shit I started
miguel told
role to bring
The fool gueón
brought me a cardboard
and I for gueón
I threw out a landmark.




?.... How about I will not be a novel pa ... but if so great an effort that deserves mention honrrosa ....


good friends outside Guevea I'm with a lot of work, we have earned an important project which I am spending lot of time ....... I can not go wrong and I am therefore all the batteries to do an excellent job. Just give me one minute pa visit to my favorites but I think for a little while I'll be out of the market ..... think of as not to neglect this space that I love and where I found fascinating ideas, people and points of view ....


Hugs to all ... Black


Astorga

Thursday, July 27, 2006

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The last post I sent was a little note of love for my beautiful black .... To publish I made a small tactical error ... many people read it before que ella… de todas formas cuando ella la leyó para mi fue impresionante….. en fin……

Esto de tener un blog ha sido re entretenido, me he dado cuenta que mucha gente me lee, gente que rodea muchos espacios de mi vida y sin querer de esa forma se me ha comenzado a cerrar el círculo de las historias… ello, debido a que tengo 345.231 historias increíbles pero que de alguna u otra forma incluyen a más de uno de mis amigos, que, me imagino no quieren que aflore su pasado y que otro(a) se entere por mi blog… es decir podría pasar a ser SAPO por la simple casualidad de querer contarles alguna guea chistosa… Por ello, he decidido transar con mis amigos e informales que tengo ganas de contar "Something" (na I have not done well) so that little by little try to bring them some gueas true and entertain for all ... ...

time ago, was my team Kasilo and his family at home, was a day Saturday I think and therefore this meant that we had eaten a barbecue, we were irrigated as God intended and we were having rough. The hours began to pass and continued enjoyment had to throw something at ... .. guatita gave us straw to make a little something, so we decided to go buy a pizza .... The choice was TELEPIZZA, local, noted for its promotion 2 x 1 whose quality leaves much to be desired (actually these shit well Malita pizza). The thing is, call and tell us to make effective promotion 2 x 1 should be removed from the site ... nothing to do .... We and after 10 minutes decided to grab the bike and go get the trip pizzitas ... we snuck the Joaquin (eldest son of my cumpa at that time should not have more than 3 years) ... at first I attended a mine and the topic was.

Black: Hello, I come to find a pizza ..
Mina who do the requested name?
Black: Rodrigo Astorga
Mina: Rodrigo Astor mmmm .... Marioooo .... You took your order on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga ....
Mario: (from the bottom noooo pa NAAA)
Mina: Pepito .... You made a request on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga
Pepito: Noooo NAAA pa ...

Well ... with 2 fingers in front of the cache was already something had gone wrong .... And that surely would have expected to prepare the ingredients fill of austerity and go through their cyber pizza ovens ... it was an issue that can.

Mina: Are you sure this place called? ... Maybe called the other hand ...
Black: mmm mmm not for nothing, I'm sure I called here, besides I have no other of these places close to home ...
Mina I'll have to take again the order ....

Just then, get in a guy who will call on agueonao now ... the agueonao had a certain aura that input kicked me ... not the first time it happens .... Perhaps it is a skin Guea. On my way there gueones the first impression that I do not spend or Vaseline. Once, the ET, a friend who is a fan and told me that the tanks in a tank can not have two male specimens of a fish called BETA cute .. the reason they fight to the death ... Well there we had 2 betas apparently prowling the stage.

Agueonao: (canchero, intervenes and tells the mine) ... andate and prepare pizza orders and let me address ...

Upon hearing the voice ... cache immediately that it was precisely gil that he had ordered the pizzas by phone.

Agueonao: Tell me ...

Black: know I ordered 2 pizzas and they are not ready and apparently no one scored the request ... I'm pretty sure I talked to you.

Agueonado: If you had talked to me, your order will be ready, I think is wrong so you tell me which pizza ...

Black: know ... do not get into discussions (Puta the simple Guea I forgot ... this gil and zap ... I spent the last entry of the waiting list ... this shit pizza delivery seems to work LIFO instead of FIFO, abuts the Guea) I recited the order ... and bored as oyster during the next 20 minutes ....

We sat down with my friend and Juaco wait ... there was a TV that was no sound microscopic FOME summarized the shit ... that. EUREKA .... There was a wurlitzer .. mmmmm, I thought, hopefully have some tunes rock ...

I go, I look at my cumpa lists .... We look ... and ... decided by Aerosmith .. . Worth 100 pesos to the track ... I compadre .. Animate with some rock & roll! Yeah .... Before putting the 100 pesos I decided to ask if the little machine was good ...

Black: Compadre "... you know if this machine is good?
Agueonao: Well if there is for something right?
Black: Gentile Oh ... but ... then this good? ...
Agueonao: test po ...


Truth gueón attitude that I already had half flat .... But the edge ... I decided to put the shrimp, I selected the theme and ... ZAP. The jukebox crap stayed there exits, immaculate and setting as if nothing gueonas the same lights which flipper .... as a good Chilean, I hit a couple on the sides and charchazos na na .... The Coolie typewriter I had screwed with my money ... Whore Guea sickening that when a phone ... I hate you shit in the currency or gueonas those machines that sell coffee, biscuits, drinks and several or the shit you come back or just not be flinch in giving the product offered ...

Black: Hey buddy THIS GUIDE is bad ...
Agueonado: (with the face of laughter ...) Y?
Black: po wueón I asked if it was bad

Other work looked skinny bitches face is misplaced this gueón not tell you how the machine is bad?

Agueonado: Look, I work here, sell pizzas and take orders ... this machine has nothing to do with my job.

Black: But if you work here and know that Guea this bad, at least you Peguis a slip that says "this shit is bad."

Agueonado: not my problem if you swallowed the coin I do not care, that machine is not mine, not my responsibility, I do not care and I do not care ...

Black: "whether that is not yours and gives you the same?

Agueonado: If I get the same ...

At that moment, the adrenaline took hold of me, I felt the dizziness of the volcanic eruption .. I turned around to the Wurlitzer, packed walked towards him and ZAP! I put my foot rock flower, thereupon ZAP ZAP ZAP! Three in a row ... it works !!.... conchetrumadre bits started flying about the result of violence of the legs I began to put the machine gueona, my intention was to make shit gueón thing if I was frightened and tried to stop the same as legs clinging to the slit and put it in a pizza box ... (I must confess that I was in tremendous volatile!)

Agueonado: Hey dickhead ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Black: I turned to her face and told him if you care agueonado total fool "that machine is not yours, not your responsibility, you do not mind and gives you the same" .. Now if you loved get you happy feet I give you ... gueas bag. Kasilo

: ... to gueón ... looks like they are calling the cops ...

said and done ... in less than 1 minute ... reached the green .... I fucked the shit Guea arrived 2 cops thought ... ... a giant and a bale .... Paco went directly where the bale Agueonao and directly to us .... At that moment, God enters the picture ... and spent the Guea that never happens ...

Paca: Uhhhh that cute little boy .. What's your name?
Juaco: My name is Joaquin
Paca: But that cute little eyes .... (Are verdecitos, the pitching Juaco is the shit ... can I eat to my daughter Elenita Or vice versa?).
Kasilo: Yes, he is Joaquin ... my son was born on April 27 and
policeman and wants to be my friend
Puta is skillful .... Lacks pure learning to play the drums ... on April 27 and Joaquin actually born on that day is celebrated on the day of the cops ... so with that background in the air and the bale was our ally ...

the other ricón Paco red giant and telling such mariconcito agueonado everything had happened, with that, I was more eager to get the shit but it was shit and had to die on the wheel .. The points I live agueonado which snitch film, paco face looks at us with anger and see the touching scene was happening there .. . turns to the agueonado and tells
Paco: Look silly, this is a button that you pressed the emergency button ... you know what that means? EMERGENCY, ie, theft, armed robbery, arson and demases ... we can not waste our time in these estupicedes, so next time you squeeze a nonsense like this, I'll take personalmete stopped. If you have a problem with it (says me) arréglatelas

Wuaaauuuu alone ... .... THIS GUIDE can not be happening ... jajajaj! Culiao pussy fucked .... More over I have permission for us to fend for itself ... lol!

The paco is approaching us looks at me and says ... Gentlemen, I hope they behave, I will not return to this place looking for another call to the bale, they turn around and go .... I approach the counter and tell the agueonao ...

Black: How missing my pizzas?
Agueondao: I will not sell anything .. anything at all ... (looked like a defeat but wanted to Guevara)

Kasilo looks at me and says ... black and Culiao .. dejate de Guevara,,,, best buy bread and take eleven ... and we went home without pizza ... the cristi and Pauline look at us and say ... so long! What about pizza?

Kasilo: Ask this gueón ¡!!.. better ... jajajaj

Friday, July 21, 2006

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skin is melting me

Last night when I kissed you, I remembered with intensity the day I cut a flower. The passing time has not been benevolent, rather, has begun to draw marks on our skin and yet again touching your lips with the force of more than a decade ago, I was transported in time, I went off abruptly at the beginning of this love story, history today I wrapped in a blanket full of magical constellations are grateful to your name. Today I decided to pause and stop to look beyond what we are, yet I found a limit to infinity and as a weary traveler I have relied on your lap, I closed my eyes and seen as still in my dreams. Knowing you've always been here, touching your skin incalculable, rub your cheeks and feel fortunate package is now envelops me and makes me the most enviable man of earth. Today

remembered how long ago you did not write, today I remembered a thousand anecdotes and found to tickle children, butterflies and a knot in my stomach when my mind will draw a smile, I feel I can change the world, not ours, but that world parallel, such that every day is interfering in our lives, our family and our dreams. More than a decade, I decided to love you until eternity, today however, I feel more love and I think not enough. I know there will come a time when you undress before my eyes, our skin will be another and you, with the grandeur of a princess who becomes a queen, you still there, untouched and pristine as the first time we made love, just like the first time I kissed you in the sand and waves at sea my sentence dictated eternal love.

if not more important to feel love or feel loved, I think the combination of these two actions have made ours a paradise that fills my soul, not a minute imagine my life without you, I can not imagine the air without your smell , I can not imagine a world without color, without sun, without life.

I have been unable to write these letters without emotion, without feeling chills down my neck, my eyes without feeling sweaty and hot volcanic tears on my cheeks. I have found that in my head every time you get more eternal, and not only affects my act, but also are inserted into the chemistry and synapses of my emotions that flood the symbiosis of your essence. At other times I have thanked all the way we have made of the hand, but will again because I want to thank you for your endless love, I thank you for your support that has made me a father, a lover, a man of success, of love , desires. I want to thank your hands to embrace me and your lips every time I LOVE YOU detonate one in my ears sleepy by the time.

Black, I am proud of our love and you, I'm happy to see our children get in our nest and make them part of our fellowship ... they are a gift that someday we will one day take its course and Camilo someday come to our house after the marriage of Elena ... .. that day, when you open our door see with joy that I cut the flower, so long is immaculate, lively, beautiful and present, that flower you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... ..
I LOVE YOU


Black

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

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Gipsy Love

had posted a claim against the traps of 12 square meters, the government was giving them to people but I got it ... I will not give shitting showcase the inept so I'll tell you one more of my stories wick wire (bare wire in its literal translation ... but ultimately a story stripper)

was working on a project in Viña del Mar ... those years were incredible in every way ... I lived in nearby Viña 2 years, the company I worked for rented a furnished me incredible ocean view, luxurious, spacious, with swimming pool, artificial lake, gym, pool table, full team full of shit.! (I think called Coraceros buildings, those that are like an artificial lake Reñaca way ... either by the broken !!!). Astorga ehhh

Well, for those who know Viña del Mar, you know that is a beautiful city with beautiful landscapes and beaches, it is incredible that a particular capital attention. For example, people hardly touch the speakers, they respect the traffic signs, pedestrian not lose the preference, to the lunch table and people do talk (a situation that left me because my whirlwind plop Santiago thought it was lazy villagers), has a bohemian fear in Valparaiso (which I did pacifier) \u200b\u200band a strange figure ... is full of gypsies.

a kid one would go talking gueas of gypsies who will steal, who abduct children, who do not bathe and a million pelambreríos had never confirmed live and live and never had a encontrón with Roma ... at least until then ...

This week a TV report had shown a Gypsy wedding, where I met some of their customs, their life, their business, how beautiful and so are their wives. The report gave it a clear advertising by TVN the TV series was then Roman TV series had us Chileans Gitanizados to shit. The fact is that one day we were with my boss at that time (Cristian Raggio), taking a coffee in a room facing the beach which I believe is at Avenida Peru, out of the store had 2 Gypsy, an old and ugly guatona and a very rich girl ... We said goodbye to Christian and grabbed each bike to your car, to me I was approached by the old ugly, looked a little love throughout the atmosphere Gitanera that there were in the environment, and also was the first time I talked to one of them is what happens:

Gitana: Dear son, I want to give aid and see a bit of your future and past
Black: not necessary, where I come from and where will the micro pa.
Gitana: not be silly son, trust me I know what I say ...

almost mirroring the one act I pass the palm of my hand, like not wearing ring (he was single), did not care.

Gitana: I see you are a prosperous person, very good, perooo ...

(Zap I thought ... here comes the gueas of the curse, that are making me and every evil work up crap stories)

Gitana : I see you have an unrequited love and that there a person who wants you bad (I thought the mild novelty as if that shit does not happen to anyone in the world .. I followed the wave and let her talk what I want)

Gitana: I think you should let go of these evils, out of your head the love of money and be more generous to those in need (I've always been cracked, I shit ... worse in the end never lend our ear to the old to see the ending in the story)

Black: Lady, I do not ceo of those things, if you want some money I was happy ... I give

Gitana: Your money means nothing to me, give me the money that will not be for me, through it will help cleanse you ... that you will not be held for a few coins, you must be generous to yourself (hahah I thought .... The old woman wants to sell green bananas to the monkey dad give no more thought ... .. I looked forward and Cristian was doing the same clear that the gypsy was pretty rich that travels more years that I was conceited ... we are going to shit a great time)

Black: know ... I'm super late ... I'm going to Santiago so thanks for his intentions, I opened the car and got ... .. Guea pure glass that I got old and was still there.

Gitana: Son, you have something for you and cleanse you from this curse that makes you a woman, show me your wallet ...

Black: (I thought ... I have 3 000 pesos only .... I'm going to give to see that shit happens) ... . Look I said, is tooooodo I have.

At that the old is thrown like an ax in my wallet and as a "velociraptor" puts fingers, the entire Krajina, go all the nooks and grabs the ticket of 2 lucas ... (was not) .. I let her continue with the game .. I thought this old coolie shit I'm going to the end of his magic act. The gypsy ducks and puddle of water on the floor begins to rub the ticket ... .. and faster DAVID Coperfield the 2 lucas turned into a pile of mud .., I was puzzled by his ability, in that, I see that Christian made his truck ride ...

Black: Lady, shit ... I congratulate tremendous magic ...
Gypsy: That'll help the child, if you come tomorrow, help me with some diapers for my grandson and I will follow cleaning and reading the lines. (This is why seeing where I gueas? thought)

Black: Ya ya ya ... let yourself make you pass me the funny and the 2 lucas
Gypsy: I do not I have !, you saw that dissolved ... like your curse
Black: Stop make the old gueona fresh,,, pass the 2 lucas.
Gitana: You do not need that money, you need to be free and I helped you ungrateful ....

I thought this old coolie shit ... I like that shit ... I do .. as I will aforrar a pape if female, old ... na to do ...

Black: Mira Roma #$%@@!! ... If the 2 lucas Pasai me I'll call the cops, my dad who is captain of the police (where the dress lol), gonna get you gonna put a couple of sticks in the cracks and you'll get prey to you and the other asshole with which you walk through thief ...

that the gypsy in me open your eyes and begins to putarme .... I did not understand much of gueas he said ... he was not Christian, had pressed cheek, so I was, the old and the other Roma who came to us ...
Therein Old
puts his hands on the tits and Magic ... leave my 2 luquitas .... I throw them out the window and says ... Miserable! By gueón you are going to freeze the pichula .. not going to stop over in life .... You will be unhappy forever .. I curse you now and forever ...

Truth does not know whether to laugh or hell ... but he was perplexed by the situation .. 2 The old grabs and pulls lucas inside the car .... I fucked old coolie !!!!.... when I caught the 2 lucas ... the unexpected happens ....

The situation was so ... I sat on the wheel, the old woman in the window of my car looking in, the 2 lucas between my legs ... just above "the child" ... I turn the car, throw your hand to grab the 2 lucas and that the old woman pulls down her dress ... a giant pair of boobs ... became a 3-headed demon ... her tits were very great, they were gripping a hard ... with both hands, squeeze it and throws me a dash of milk in pa ... .. I was frozen. The most disgusting Guea gave me that shit, milk pulled me behind the wheel, the pants, shirt ... what grabbed the 2 velociraptor lucas .... It was squeezing the teats as outrageous .... He pulled the ticket milk ... cursed me, cursed my money ... the 2 lucas dripping milk ... the making and tells me ... ... there gueón asshole making your gueas of 2 tennis .... lucas said ... gueona filthy tuck into the slit ... the grabbed and threw them away. I pressed

CAEU, I felt terrible past gueón ... milk and añejo cheese, all wet ... I was laughter and anger ... I thought how could that old shit be giving milk, who sent me to get me in gueas? ... Why not touched my gypsy rich? .... I would have liked him for 2 lucas tits .... So you would have paid 5. What if the curse of this ancient culinary work and no more me to my "Goliath"? .. Anyway .... I got to the dept, I told the Christian, the laughter is fucked, I took a Chelita ... .. and that weekend I took my black cache shamanic powers of Astorga insurmountable ... we went to on Friday to kill the spell ... .... Sunday we woke up with cramping legs!! Greetings


Black
Astorga

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

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THE OTHER DAY ......

Last was a crazy week ... well, in between the events planned had spent a million other things like for example my wife gave up the hit "reasons? .. many, the principal from my point of view is to work for a bunch of shameless, reamers and pathetic .... The issue comes not very well, however it does not kill you strengthens. Another issue that has troubled me is a strong flu-like with my children, Connor and it is over, but the pa la caga Elena walks and gives me more pain than the crest and see ... Today we took her to the doctor and definitely creek has complicated ... but that's life ... if it ever livianita a fiasco .... Also, do not live in Wonderland, not work pal government and I'm not rich son.



reel
birthday ... there is enough to tell such as were 47 attendees, Mc-abeos missing some other more complex reasons to explain ... dinner with my parents really well that if the steak arrived on the Peruvian wanted to do was Cototo as I had hatched but anyway shit happens! Otherwise conversaita food and entertain .... I did not take photos because agile and forgot.

The Saturday is a separate item ... disorder left at the bottom of the letter, my friends behaved as occasion warranted ... had re cool, good chatter, good music with DJ support from Saddam and lasted until 6:15 exactly ... (at that time ... and with the pilot auto on ... exhausted and sleep shit) ... My first hours with 35 years of life were of terror, when I wake up my kids were with my mother in law to prevail in the room a feeling of emptiness that I was anxious and uncomfortable truth, so I got up at 9 am and checked on Live than the "hack" which upset the other day, definitely handle! Puta was wrong! Little sleep, sleep, and my Russian friend (vodka) on my shoulders during the whole morning. That Sunday we had asked the nanny to stay at home because we had a few days, my intention was to order the epicenter of the disorder, but to shit up and see so great I thought it would be a use uppercase to order what was left home so I called my friend "Fruit Salt", took the sun for 15 minutes, I got the sleeves .... Put in washing glasses, cups, dishes, ashtrays, throwing scraps of food, watching the disaster that was the floating floor and pork that are placed pompadour gueones ... because there launched by all parties and to discuss the horrible smell of cigarettes (is disgusting that wuea the day after)!. In short it was not the best place for my dwarves arrived so I had to put the batteries in concho.

Aperré best I could, I washed all the glasses by himself alone, ordered all the living room, kitchen, threw away all mierdal and cleaned the floor ... in short all that remained was the smell of cardinal sin (lust) in the air, so I lit a couple of incense and on at about 11:30. My wife slept soundly ... (she had already done enough to serve our guests and had that well deserved sleep, plus had been peeling with friends until later that I did because I slipped into the shadows and I lay in bed naca Camilo NACA).

awakened ... When Black looked at me and pulled me in the face some peccadilloes that I had made that night ... which I said "Honey ... it cures is not worth" was plop! (Hahaha good technique cumpas ....) We take a apestañita Light, then fill the jacuzzi (no had told them I have one in the room .. the Guea is cool, that if when they do not know my friends stare at me piece horn who believe they are in the Hotel valdivia ) .. after completing it, we got ... uufff whirlpool ... ... que rico! The batteries began to charge a concho .... We were talking spoiled, and enjoying a minute in our small piece without

invaders ... That's what Ruth had arrived alone and was beginning to sort it as it was just fucked up! Hahaha. We stayed in water for 30 minutes until my mother came to the dwarfs ... they entered the room ... my mother was left out because if you see me naked able to grab the bike and sexually abusing his son. Elena Camilo and happy life watching us and wanted to get into the water piola ... One thing is that in our house there is no beating about the Guea covering when walking on balls, having a Jacuzzi in the room requires outdoor shower and as we all know that God brought us to the world ... pa dwarfs is the most normal and see us. On Sunday was long but super fun, guests arrived for lunch, then another behind to ultimately take eleven ... I went to bed at 12 pm with the tonsils pa history, I had a bad night because I caught a fever and Monday pa fucked up shit ... yo cacho some witches Machitún threw me because the last one looked like a spell I think ultimately what killed me was getting in and out of the house all the time during the fiestoka .... Today Replacement and paste and mango against .... a thousand things to do and several cakes to cut.


In short, I want to thank everyone who greeted me so affectionate to the blog, my friends that I forgot and that carried the slit with the gifts, in fact I'm thinking of putting a whore because PUB crest and that gave me that I did not take! tomorrow, Wednesday, will premiere SHURE microphone that I got the Pipa, Max and Kasilo. I also want to thank my beautiful friend Paul Loreto in an act of humanity unprecedented prepared me with all your love 400 canapés pa 'guests, were incredible and best of all it only took me material ... BEAUTIFUL, too bad you're married (I presented to her husband, a good friend of mine does exactly 3 or 4 birthdays ago ... a ruse to prepare to one day cristi tell) ¡!!¡!! There are many stories that happened during the night (alcolemias, surprise, daring, harassment, etc..) And has already entered on the blog .... For now I am running out at lunch time and the long post is a straw.

Greetings ...
The black

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Kate;s Playground Imdb

34 FUCKING YEARS!!

The last post was a fiasco, the Castpost saves no one and listen to the tracks was slower than the river of poop so bad people to endure to hear you say color and pattern of good Once the album missed or change the web page and leave the issues for the fall, pirates and sold to luca. I appreciate the comments and good vibes to those who bothered to listen.

Today I want to tell you that the June 30 ... turns 34. Never thought I would get to this stage of life and unless you have a life like I have. I've never been a proactive type, I never thought in the future and the only thing that filled my head when this was stupid and the arrival of 2000 ... I thought in 2000 I have 28 years cagaita gentle!. Now I'm ad-slides of 34 and entering frentón at 40.

This week will be a crazy week and thank God it's been a short week. In sticking with my fellow Cuban Ernesto, we are to handle because we have deadline on July 31 and the hard, tight media walk but finally, the Guea we will get SAME ¡!!.. Last night I went to the house Rodrigo and Loreto; We ate a pasta with cream, shrimp and artichoke bottoms incredible! His good couple of bottles of white Vinita and pal on RESERVE CHARDONNAY as at 1:30. Today as good Wednesday, I have rehearsal Rogue, this implies disorder ROCK .. and are circulating a series of e-tuning details and details of the supplies that each member must wear. On Thursday I have lunch with some friends but I am taking steps to cancel because I buy supplies for the disorder. On Friday, an official day of my birthday are invited to dinner my parents, in-laws and other diners to be defined. That involves a number of logistical drawbacks that I have no idea how hard cover time but yes, I guarantee a spectacular dinner, good food, good wine, good conversation, good snacks, good open bar and photos of luxe.

annoying thing is the day Saturday, for that day and sent an e-mail to my friends and I think that I will lower about 50 guests. The house is great, the heart also takes the hard and I do not want to miss any wueón. All of them are already at this stage of life very good friends, some friends of years I've been blind, but that never stopped inviting. What is the food furry, prepare roast pa nicagando wueón both because I'm going to run out of money and plus I'm going to spend cooking for a swarm of scrum. Skewers is a wimp and you paste the request, steak is as stupid birthday, food served or shitting is a straw and then you have to wash thousand gueas, Sushi, too refinaito and expensive, besides me I eat everything and then the shit would walk pa. In a wave and I grabbed're going for a Mexican meal. In order to let that thing is catching. From what I worry if it's crest, drinks and ice ... if that Guea missing, there's birthday! . So grab your bike early and go to a liquidator of tufts and found me buying the blessed "water crazy." Like I have a good arsenal saved thanks to the fate of my black won a bingo where the prize was a TV (which is the donate to my black grandfather) and much, much forelock that made me personally responsible for ingesting 40% at least (if he came we had to catching bad) So I have crested and more you buy I'm armed to the teeth ...

Saddam will tell the DJ (my brother) to carry the mixer and then DJ (It does quite well the goat and has buenisima music) last year left the shit up as 6 AM, so this year repeated good horse, to Elena Camilo and send them with the nanny at the home of Marcia (GREAT !!!). SUEGRAAA Went rogues wanting to carry the instruments but I think there if it would be too Guevea, also when we play as we walk with a tuft of gueas and walking sticks with both agueonao basis that the question is Where are arteries? Where there is ice? Where is the bathroom? (As if they had never left the house pa) pa I'm not go looking chisel, extension cords, easels or gueas on. So the only thing left for me to do this Saturday is so cute Guevara and celebrate the 34 ball dancing on top of the dinner table like old times. The truth, I have a pure desire to leave the shit this Saturday, for sure the reel is to be feared!
To arrive no later that I invited pelts ... Here are the coordinates ... disordered know a good understand ... latitude 33 ° 22'59 .55 "S, longitude 70 ° 32'47 .90" W .... a good interpreter is Google Earth (great tool, I have traveled the world with it)


bloggueros
Well, I wanted to tell who was to meet and upload a photo that sums up the best birthday present and I hope last a very long time. MY FAMILY, MY CHILDREN, MY BAND AND MY FRIENDS.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Monitor Driver Mag 770pf

Music Teachers!



For there came a post urging me to publish some issues Rogue rum ... not much tying Castpost, I did some tests and I cut the songs ... I have cached the mote and therefore I leave to my dear visitors some Temon. This photo below, are all alcoholics of the band stallions pure change diapers, wash dishes and home carpet comb. Rockers of the day ie Wednesday



is important to tell who are not professional recordings are all gun tests in the study of Spectro we receive every Wednesday from 9: to 12 night (if anyone wants to go to us, zero roll are invited ... that taking a few Chelita and listoco) .. I appreciate comments, critiques, pelts and what they like ...

if they want them down there is more to http://negroastorga.googlepages.com/

The theme of crooks are letters of everyday life, such gueas that happen to us all. For there we have a muse called Lady Lucy, is a beautiful woman that the pursuit of fame, ended up being a prostitute.


This issue, called off the train is dedicated to the poor who complain and do nothing to mantenesrse standing, a letter that is a combo on the nose to jerk .. and inspiring the name of the disk you're working ...." First Tunazo "... here I leave off the train ...


Posted by Donnegro on 19/06/2006 9:48:23 PDT Permalink




This song is called 45 BELOW ZERO is an issue that we wrote to the 45 soldiers who froze to death in Antuco, a criticism of the death idiot, a sense of value without foundation, without a stupid name ...



Posted by Donnegro on 19/06/2006 9:48:23 PDT Permalink



Here I give you a song about the man when he is about to step on the 40-year life is called DEPRESSION OF THE 40 and put into self-centered thoughts discovered some of the male ...




Posted by Donnegro on 19/06/2006 9:48:23 PDT Permalink




SCREEN is an issue that speaks of women using their bodies, physical attributes and entertainment make a living .... there are several on the national scene by the jet set news and headlines Press Pink live off the screen .... as we want both, I recorded this track!



Posted by Donnegro on 19/06/2006 9:48:23 PDT Permalink




GIN TONIC BLUES, is a topic that talks about this leaving metro sexual piolita reel, will revel in a conceited minitas and without knowing that he will one shot in the foot, you get a "lively" that puts a drug in his topknot (gulp), I shit and steals to the soul



Posted by Donnegro on 19/6/2006 9:48:23 PDT Permalink



We are a band of 6 friends, this is a joke for us that we have been taking increasingly seriously, today we have 13 songs ready and more than 15 to do, touch and try .... unfortunately we have a guitarist who goes to 25,000 miles per hour, up like crazy and keeps us all other gueones caught.

other day I upload more Temon (one by one ).... Now listen and peel




Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Koło łowiecki Granica Dzierżysław

El Mimo and I! Otello


This post will be quite strange for those who often read to me ... is that several friends and acquaintances that I wear without a trace or comment any and multiple that by "reciprocity blogger in a row. Well, this post is part of the farm.

Well, this story is about 12 years ago, at the time was doing a project in the Banco Sud Americano, now called the Scotia Bank. Remember that always lunchtime, compared to the newspaper La Nacion had a mime so funny that people laughed, it was so very heavy on the sidewalk in front of anyone passing by daily fear of being ridiculed, but this type, following strategies can not be beaten, he managed to ride taxis, cars and took advantage of single women left and right to disturb those who pass by. I remember several times crossed the sidewalk and we went with friends on the other side for the simple reason of being the meat of the barrel. The truth, always made me want to stop your car to the same distasteful first and second for a fag and that women were the object of most of his jokes and was always there, untouchable, immune, and shit of laughter at the expense of poor giles all that we were in search of lunch, a bank or payment of a last-minute proceeding. Anyway, time passed string and for months I avoided going through that corner, just so that when a goat kid does not pass in front of the house where a dog barks a jerk when shits scary.


Time passed and Summer's coming, you had to walk, relax, forget such hits, so many commitments, batting lie in the sun, take a Chelita (beer) and go to meet people, dance, looking girlfriend that summer and me. That summer walking in La Serena, prime of life, falling into that idiot itinerary in some way or another makes you land in fome place in the world, The Recova, a place of restaurants, alpaca vests, silver of questionable quality and various products made from papaya fruit (jams, chocolates, nectar, juice , nuts, glasses, rings, teeth that I am). Well there walked Astorguita happy life with graphical interface 12 years ago, Rapado wadding wadding, with Harley Davidson T-shirt with a giant eagle and sleeveless, my pair of tattoos on his arms, a Jockey of Guns n 'Roses , dog dark glasses, with several kilos less, many muscles and a whole paraphernalia above gave me some "cool" .... When I'm about to cross the street, I see a sea of \u200b\u200bcrap people laugh and making a circle ... I thought what's up? .... Is there a musician? , A "show? I looked and saw him ... .... Crest! This shit that mime! What I do here this unfortunate? ... I get up in the holidays ... it suddenly appeared to me the sticks, the suit, tie, shirt, schedule, my boss, the meeting the commitments ... Agrrrggggr. NOOOO ¡!!... Well, damn it no more Is this gueón not rest? .... I know I ... I will piola piola ... walk as far I can and will cross the street because if this looks like me, for sure grabs my pal hueveo a great time. Said and done, I walked the prudent thing to not be "on duty." While the cake on top of a truck holding a great time pal lever pressing old one carrying fruits or do not know what the hell ... so lanyard is slipped between the people and started to cross the street. I suddenly feel the inevitable, the Madit running towards me like a gazelle, I must say it was more than 30 or 40 meters, people turned their heads at us expectantly canchero mime and agile, looks into my eyes, I makes a gesture as if to say "asshole fucked je je je", is put before me, rolls up the sleeves, put rough side and begins to imitate .... it is clear that the weakness did quite grace, which delighted the Roman circus. Well .... was at that moment I felt really thankful to God because he had stopped in front of me you should never cross my path, and in the same way the teacher teaches his disciples the things in life, I thought it was time to teach some of his own medicine ... I chanté dry, mime continued to move while imitating me, take one foot back, I push hard, with joy and orgasm of savagery I put the best kick wide slit I have never been improved, a kick slit fable (I regret not having gone with my boots rock, but in the summer unfortunately husks are used) the kick in the crack was so great to lift the minority without lying about 25 cm of soil, poor skinny without catching his hand to anything I buttocks in the air and with a look of surprise and pain will never forget. While people said OOHHHHHH, CHUUUUUU!! Noooooo,, GGUUAAAA .... Several laughed, others expected to see a fight .... Well, the inevitable happened, in a professional mime said nothing, though his face was disfigured by anger, shame and revenge ... turned in 180 and put in a position to fight, I, idem ... I said ... "gueas bag sewn for you .... I will draw out pure combos, now you'll pay all together, "mime threw me a steak ... I noticed that there was weak because it was pure fiber professional so I thought this fight will be good, I have to destroy Resistance quickie because I'm going to get the fuck, I tape the leg, he threw a live combo the snout ... not remove it achunté and Sparks in the forehead, I threw a combo to get me in the arm ... people started read "SLUT THE PELAO Jeers!", "PELAO Jeers !!!", others shouted," peel, pluck it out SHIT TO THAT GUEON weighs "Cache ... the end Guea or battle, or making mimo channels with close friends. In it appears a guy who was vacationing with us and had seen all the commotion, trying to separate us and says to the same ... hey,,, no research in this script (so I), is crazy, mime wrinkled, we separated .. . I was electric, I went to the arcade, I had a papaya juice, ice cream, people looked at me, I waved and gestured me other "good friend, finally this gueón shit," my uncle "Palito" shitless laughing ... I said you went black ... wuaajajajjaa, my old man did not caching anything, I watched in amazement, but without disapproval. Time passed and the summer is over, I returned to the paste, stop by the newspaper La Nacion, the mime was not there, I thought several times that it is the same care, I wonder what Ms. him, well .... The ghosts were gone ....