Thursday, October 5, 2006

Reconsideration In Ust

The Mona ...

Every week we get together several friends in Rotary homes to one another carretito seasoned with good food, varied recipes, and talk tintitos good progressive, quality and organizational chacharienta ... .. The thing is that last Friday I played my home ... My black, beautiful, organized and visionary prepared exquisite food, fine .... Just enough to expect the guests arrived, give them a plume in hand and begin the ritual and honor to gluttony .... At about 21:00, I received a call from a guy ... my older brother ... I said ... "Rorro" (which is rare for even the Rorro jajaj!) "You will be in your home ... .. I have to go to talk about something you see very private " ... . If po uncle come no more ... I am standing here tonight so I hope!

PIIIII .. 21:30 ... . Intercom ... I opened the door of the passage .. my uncle took it down, he greets me .... I looked at his car and saw something very strange ... something moving but I could not distinguish even a shit .... Suddenly opened the car and leaves her ... MONAAAAAA ¡!!!! PIMA QUERIDAA !!!...

The monkey is my cousin .... The one I want .... which most resembles my in many ways .... The monkey is a bonus I feel like my sister .... Not seen for 7 years ... since he went to live in Switzerland .... She always wanted in his volatile shift from chile .... Ever wanted to live in Europe .... I do not know .. things that people say .... The thing is that lives there and not come to Chile for 7 years .... I was surprised to see giant ... well ... pretty, brunette, happy .... The hard ... an emotion rude! So much so that he planted a huge kiss on the mouth!


Puta premium and non-queer sights ...! Happens .... Wellcome! The thing is that at that moment my night vision had become,,,, the conversation picked up other trimmings,,, my friends arrived, but my attention was to talk to the monkey, give us a brief of life ... . The thing is so spectacular that never seems to we had failed to see .... She is now in another, as their vision is respectable .. Ray, slit your child lives has a very good education, speak 4 different languages, is selected and highlighted the industry's Ski school ... an asshole super cool, nice, nice, simple, and affectionate. The stalk is that it came Mickael, her husband ... a fifty-something that brings them a tremendous friend I've always missed by his essence, wave, soul, sincerity and joy ..


The thing is that these days have been intense ... we have joined cove, we reel, discussed, far-fetched .... In fact last night was to see to Rogues (my band that this is all sounding a barrel !!!!) to jamming with all my cousins \u200b\u200b... the night was re stripper ... 3 generations of the first reel as we had never done ... after we went testing to quench their thirst ñuñoa the square .... As 2 of my cousins \u200b\u200bare idiots idiots would not let us enter a room but landed in another baruch called "no name" .... Good style ... good atmosphere ... cool ... re crazy for me was the Guea ... my beautiful black, 2 friends, Kasilo and cousins \u200b\u200b.... Mona (38) I (34), Gonzalo (23), Ray (11), Javi (13) .... The last 2 to be as rependejos ... you are all the characters ... javi gorgeous. ... Like the mother ... and since there are no Predators put each flower you will know your tables coke .... no doubt last night's all a beautiful and unforgettable images flash !!!.. there we stayed until 1:40 in the morning ... it was nice to be with the re ... Gonzalo see he's involved, meet your girlfriend .... their studies ... take a tuft, exchange ideas and then late at night all over my truck to distribute characters to various sectors ... The monkey is only 3 weeks in Chile, I hope to make a party to any crack .. She's played concho when I went to work in Buenos Aires organized a disorder that was up with flares and firecrackers .... therefore I owe my hand ... and offered him the house ... and just enough pull some strings to locate his cronies .... These days that remain will be intense and I'm going to spend a concho ...... do not worry .... I will be telling .. especially if there is a story as strippers as I frequently occur, which does not reach them or the rroddilla at the Mona ¡!!!...




Greetings Earthlings .- ....

Black Astorga

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Buying Rate In Kharghar

Theft!!

Dear Friends of the Blog, I write this story so that from now on be very careful and did not matter what my past weekend, pay close attention. Actually this story is awfully horrible and would not wish anybody.

I send this information to notify since I was a victim of theft while shopping this weekend. It was in Vitacura, but could be anywhere else

Well, the thing is, on Saturday I went to the supermarket which is near my house because I had to buy some things for lunch. Thus, as at noon landed in a supermarket Lider (do not know how many of you shop at Lider, but it can happen in other supermarkets).

This is how the robbery

spectacular

Two girls dressed in tight T-shirts and diver approach you while you keep the bags in the trunk of the car. them, so super Gentile I cleaned the windshield with a sponge and a special fluid (supposedly), breasts, are practically out of the T-shirts and ass you crazy ... .. as I am a flesh and blood gueón it was impossible not to hit them with inquisitive glances face "préstamelo a minute." The truth is that when you finish your show and try to leave to care gueón thanking degenerate, They in a gesture of boldness ask that you bring to another supermarket sector.

Okay, you fall pig hot ... so that got in the car with his conscience in fact the baby bag chair my son .... The thing is that when you accept, the mines up in the backseat and tell you if you bother to change some clothes and in the other supermarkets should do the show in another product, the thing is going well until during the change of clothing starts to cum hand including the show is really afraid of ... almost crashed !!!!!. Then a pass into the passenger seat and you start to perform oral sex while the other steals your wallet without your knowledge or account. The Guea is the shit my friend .... In fact to me was stolen last Friday, Saturday and twice on Sunday, again on Tuesday and Wednesday.

So Focused .... Do not go to the supermarket alone .... bring a friend!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

What R The Channels For On Car Amps

The Eclipse of sun .... CHAO

I was determined! ... Leave everything thrown CAEU bad ... this opportunity will never, ever happen again ... so Let's take forward. I talked to my profs as they would be two weeks of revelry, my destiny ... The Eclipse of sun in Putre, magnanimous event to be held in November 1994, something that undoubtedly not lost or shitting me ...

So was my mother in law got one of those trucks on the magnificent style. Would travel my dark, my mother, my sister, the spoon and the mosquito draculón (a cousin of my black which we learned from that event to take incredible). For me, Chile before ending in the valley of the Elqui, had never reached the third region and fewer had thought would be places as strippers hows and Iquique, Parinacota, Putre, Arica, Pica and other places that I can never erase from the retina.


As the old are a bitter, my profs that I certainly cagaría warned in a jar that is zero chance I would catch up with the materials ... but as I am a gueón who will live only once ... chao ... I grabbed the trucks, we got everyone and we headed for swift Arica.

The first stop was Guanaqueros beautiful resort that summarizes stories from my life that one day I'll tell you. The re Guea was crazy .... Gil socks had failed, but could catch up buying some natives at the fair was Guanaqueros ... So ... I bought 12 pairs of 2 lucas .... The truth was more stalk quality that Loncomilla bridge .. 100% nylon edge ... ... but so were Nuevitas change in the computer, all in the truck and heading north pal. There began my transformation since leaving the I stopped the 4th region more .... All they asked me want to stop to pee ... but ... I would not stop driving. I was saying ... "when 2 or 3 they are willing to stop there" ... in general when traveling with women is a Guevea ... always want to go pissing on each hill you see ... also need a special arbustitos special hill and no one will see your poto immaculate white and campers will be sworn into the grave .... Being male is definitely special cagamos piss and where nature catches us! Ja!.


Well the Guea is not stopped again, my goal was to Arica as soon as possible and revel in the news .... When going through Iquique felt kind of weird smell ... a foul rotten smell; thought it was the environment .... Continued driving and suddenly I came a ... more stinking fetid breeze that shit ... anyway ... do not fish much and I followed up pa ... .... The truth all the companions and given how stubborn I hated not want to stop until you get to Arica .... Well long story short, the short-lasting because the road is longer than the peak 33 hours! Of which drove at least 27 straight ... When you get to Arica, would be presented to the family of my black nortino, there comes me, canchero, nice Guevea good pal, with his good chelas to provide the landing, etc, etc, etc ... The thing is that by sharing rooms, all guests would be staying in a huge train-piece where the beds were already defined ... as my mother had me catch the vicious face, threw me to the background ... There I I placed, I put my bag and decided it was a minute to hit me ... my shower rigor. I started to undressed ... I got my cowboy boots, a "Laredo" I bought a peguita he had done months before the trip when I suddenly felt the same foul odor, but now intense, such as acetone or benzene plane. Gonzalo, Cristi cousin tells me ... Black disgusting ... you gonna drop the legs .... This comet was a dagger in the self-esteem but it was the saddest reality ... those 100% nylon stockings, had been ordered to put my fingers wrinkled Gill Julio Martinez, my fingers were white, almost transparent, begging for some oxygen flagellates to torture of being stuck in the desert for 27 hours in a pressure cooker to conceal cowboy ... ... I put the socks in a bag, three knots blind and zap ... pa below the bed (if I'm gueón), that was like trying to ask Ballero to solve a quadratic equation, but the shame of entering society by posing as the feet stink gueón was a demon hard to beat ... The truth my stash lasted less than a chicken for six ... was quickly unmasked and forced to throw my cowboy boots beautiful courtyard, all the socks in the trash (including 11 unused) and bowed to use husks every day who were traveling ... the smell of leg accompanied me for over a month ... A GUIDE was terrible!

The resort was short, we wandered, walked, cumin, and Guevara went out everywhere. I remember when we went to the casino with my dark, we took some pictures for the newspaper El Mercurio .... When I found out that published only leaving her, it was clear ... I had cut by ugly Plop. Short story .... Putre traveled to the day before the eclipse, we stopped tent in a courtyard of a school environment ... AMAZING! A very cosmopolitan atmosphere, pure hippies, smoking marijuana setenones old chutzpah, rich mines absolutely free like birds, a magician of the Most Harley riders style, some gothic, punk, troughs, rock ... or, she was in a rare display of big birds . I met an Iranian couple, they were hunters of eclipses (Cachense the volaita) traveled to all solar eclipses that were in the world, they work only for that computer, if there was no work or lucas, traveling through the unemployment insurance (Lived in Switzerland ... Was not!) What caught my attention from them and in particular about her was that her appearance was deplorable hygiene, hairy armpits to concho, smelly, with a mustache and a whiff of Cototo terror ... my legs were a miserable stinking stench project next to the parcito.

The night before the eclipse of the sun, would develop a style feast the tyrant .... Cristi was the altitude sickness (ie the height of the mad left) and stayed in bed .... So that when it comes Negrin eggs and what slows height, left reel with tequila in hand to fool themselves known to the epicenter of Guevea was born. Then they played the folklorists, the party started techno. The first chaotic techno party of my life .... Sure .. I'm so rock with electronica was nothing ná .. but that night I gave to the vitality of binary bits and probing hollows through every one of my eustachian tubes .... I had a slice. I met mine and creek gueones the most stripper ... it was a heavy night .... Then I went to a party in a kind of eucalyptus forest. . Guevea followed there .... I leaned against the police officers who thought OS-7 passing piola but were more obvious than the lies of Peter Urdemales. They were behind a heavy traffic of LSD .. . In order .... Not as I will be gone because according to I had strangers and throw away the meat on the grill because the mines were dancing to and a ton of balls from time ...

The next day, the eclipse would be the morning and as I am a lively type, I was insured and had purchased many lenses to see the eclipse ... several gift we Arica but we had plenty of one .... Its price would be the highest bidder ... so I put a pair in the eye and another on the head ... wait for customers. Faster than a premature ejaculation, there is a German and English babbling trying to ask me if he sold those lenses ... My mother looked at me intensely and said ... ... do not be black bastard .... Give it .... Ni cagando thought, so without much struggle they are sold in 20 lucas ... original price ... 250 Chilean pesos. It is cool ... It's called a "jumped the Hare" ... are we?. The thing is that after the German was cool and we talked a lot while .. (I had wanted my sister .... Unfortunately I never ventured into the white slave .. but I felt strongly tempted) The big man was nothing more and nothing less than something like an eccentric millionaire, had come to chile 1 month before and went straight to Torres del Paine, where it expected a zero miles KTM motorbike he had bought from Germany and It came from the south to northern Chile traveling around ?.... how about wanted to sell the bike in those days because then I would go to Machu Picchu. Well ... this morning I met one of my buddies deserodenados with which we became almost Tongoy owners, Sebastian Perez, a special thin unfortunately died several years ago for parties of 18 September ... The Peneka died at his law ... unhooked was always a messy ... Live Fast and Die Young .... I think that summed it all ... Sebastian ... a tremendous friend to be remembered ... but that is welcome in my blog let eternal embrace you wanted cumpa ... wherever you are ...

Guea The Eclipse is a super crazy .... First, the temperature began to drop dramatically ... in Total Eclipse, the temperature reached almost zero, ALL darkened, silent birds. People and I went crazy and began to howl like coyotes, the show certainly took my breath, the feeling of being as being insignificant in the universe, be less than zero, being part of the cosmos and of all time looking at the perfection of creation and almost automatically think GOD THERE ... this is proof that he had never met!! .... Of course that's the reason most Indian that could generate my head .... It's like all cultures, in their ignorance to see natural phenomena overwhelm you associate it with a god ... do not understand = a god there. However, for me at that moment it all made sense. Living the eclipse has been one of the most powerful experiences I lived .. it filled my soul, I am not clear why, but I felt so different from there other than on that trip I decided to start at zero and let me pelarme whiskers, interface and I still keep represents.

before returning to Santiago, we passed the casino .... I always dedicate myself to play high-level intellectual .... I pegadisimo with slot gueón game that I do not know, but I love!. Walking through the casino, decided to go to my surprise ... roulette ... German, playing roulette with the porn star .... In each game bet between 150 to 300 lucas ... .. I looked at my mother and I thought ... How ridge glasses not sold in 40 lucas? ... Well .. . That trip was amazing ... at one time or promise to post photos of the time .... Remember that digital cameras were part of a project that has not materialized in 94 so-Scan has been said ...


Greetings, Black


Astorga