I like the humor of double meaning, that you do understand everything in a few words for the wise and say nothing for the innocent. I have the humor, but surely in a circle of friends a lot of confidence, once it starts, one does not stop making jokes. I've seen some friends put humor and sometimes picaresque texts, I love, are things that have happened to us or that we see and gives us lots of laughs. Louie the tales are famous for this terrible humor. A laugh a while.
good weekend!
The teacher involved in an argument between two students:
Louie, what is the problem?
is I'm too smart to be in first grade.
My sister is in third and I'm smarter than her.
I want to go to the third party! The professor sees that you can not
solve the problem and send it to the address.
While waiting in the anteroom Louie, the teacher explained the situation
director. This promises to do a test the boy, who
certainly not able to respond to all questions, and so will access
continue in the first grade.
already under two, pass the student and they do test the proposal that he accepted.
Starts then questions the Director: Louie's see ...
What is 3 by 3? - "9" -.
And how much is 6 times 6? - "36" -.
The director continues for almost an hour with the battery of questions
only an excellent third-grader should know and Louie not make
no error.
Given the evident intelligence of the child, the Director said to the teacher:
I think we will have to pass the third grade. The professor not very
safe, asks: - "I can make me some questions, too? The
director and Louie settle.
Starts then the professor:
What does the cow 4 and I only two?
Legs, Louie responds without hesitation ...
What's in your pants, that nothing in mine?
director adjusts the lenses, and is prepared to interrupt ...
pockets, answered the child.
What enters the center of the women and behind the man?
Thunderstruck, the director holds its breath ...
The letter "E", the student responds.
And where women have curly hair?
The director makes a face of astonishment
In Africa, Louie responds without hesitation.
What
soft, and in the hands of a woman becomes hard?
The director is crossed eyes.
The nail polish, professional ... Louie answered.
What women have in between your legs?
The Director can not believe ...
knees, Louie responds instantly.
What married woman has a wider than a single?
The bed.
What word starts with the letter C, ends with the letter O, it is wrinkled and we all have it back?
The director starts a cold sweat ...
elbow, teacher.
And what begins with C has a hole and I gave it to several people that they enjoyed?
The director covers the face ...
A CD.
The director, as dizzy pressure interrupts them and tells the professor ... Look, put me to carajito that in sixth grade ...
I myself have just failing all the answers!
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