had posted a claim against the traps of 12 square meters, the government was giving them to people but I got it ... I will not give shitting showcase the inept so I'll tell you one more of my stories wick wire (bare wire in its literal translation ... but ultimately a story stripper)
was working on a project in Viña del Mar ... those years were incredible in every way ... I lived in nearby Viña 2 years, the company I worked for rented a furnished me incredible ocean view, luxurious, spacious, with swimming pool, artificial lake, gym, pool table, full team full of shit.! (I think called Coraceros buildings, those that are like an artificial lake Reñaca way ... either by the broken !!!). Astorga ehhh
Well, for those who know Viña del Mar, you know that is a beautiful city with beautiful landscapes and beaches, it is incredible that a particular capital attention. For example, people hardly touch the speakers, they respect the traffic signs, pedestrian not lose the preference, to the lunch table and people do talk (a situation that left me because my whirlwind plop Santiago thought it was lazy villagers), has a bohemian fear in Valparaiso (which I did pacifier) \u200b\u200band a strange figure ... is full of gypsies.
a kid one would go talking gueas of gypsies who will steal, who abduct children, who do not bathe and a million pelambreríos had never confirmed live and live and never had a encontrón with Roma ... at least until then ...
This week a TV report had shown a Gypsy wedding, where I met some of their customs, their life, their business, how beautiful and so are their wives. The report gave it a clear advertising by TVN the TV series was then Roman TV series had us Chileans Gitanizados to shit. The fact is that one day we were with my boss at that time (Cristian Raggio), taking a coffee in a room facing the beach which I believe is at Avenida Peru, out of the store had 2 Gypsy, an old and ugly guatona and a very rich girl ... We said goodbye to Christian and grabbed each bike to your car, to me I was approached by the old ugly, looked a little love throughout the atmosphere Gitanera that there were in the environment, and also was the first time I talked to one of them is what happens:
Gitana: Dear son, I want to give aid and see a bit of your future and past
Black: not necessary, where I come from and where will the micro pa.
Gitana: not be silly son, trust me I know what I say ...
almost mirroring the one act I pass the palm of my hand, like not wearing ring (he was single), did not care.
Gitana: I see you are a prosperous person, very good, perooo ...
(Zap I thought ... here comes the gueas of the curse, that are making me and every evil work up crap stories)
Gitana : I see you have an unrequited love and that there a person who wants you bad (I thought the mild novelty as if that shit does not happen to anyone in the world .. I followed the wave and let her talk what I want)
Gitana: I think you should let go of these evils, out of your head the love of money and be more generous to those in need (I've always been cracked, I shit ... worse in the end never lend our ear to the old to see the ending in the story)
Black: Lady, I do not ceo of those things, if you want some money I was happy ... I give
Gitana: Your money means nothing to me, give me the money that will not be for me, through it will help cleanse you ... that you will not be held for a few coins, you must be generous to yourself (hahah I thought .... The old woman wants to sell green bananas to the monkey dad give no more thought ... .. I looked forward and Cristian was doing the same clear that the gypsy was pretty rich that travels more years that I was conceited ... we are going to shit a great time)
Black: know ... I'm super late ... I'm going to Santiago so thanks for his intentions, I opened the car and got ... .. Guea pure glass that I got old and was still there.
Gitana: Son, you have something for you and cleanse you from this curse that makes you a woman, show me your wallet ...
Black: (I thought ... I have 3 000 pesos only .... I'm going to give to see that shit happens) ... . Look I said, is tooooodo I have.
At that the old is thrown like an ax in my wallet and as a "velociraptor" puts fingers, the entire Krajina, go all the nooks and grabs the ticket of 2 lucas ... (was not) .. I let her continue with the game .. I thought this old coolie shit I'm going to the end of his magic act. The gypsy ducks and puddle of water on the floor begins to rub the ticket ... .. and faster DAVID Coperfield the 2 lucas turned into a pile of mud .., I was puzzled by his ability, in that, I see that Christian made his truck ride ...
Black: Lady, shit ... I congratulate tremendous magic ...
Gypsy: That'll help the child, if you come tomorrow, help me with some diapers for my grandson and I will follow cleaning and reading the lines. (This is why seeing where I gueas? thought)
Black: Ya ya ya ... let yourself make you pass me the funny and the 2 lucas
Gypsy: I do not I have !, you saw that dissolved ... like your curse
Black: Stop make the old gueona fresh,,, pass the 2 lucas.
Gitana: You do not need that money, you need to be free and I helped you ungrateful ....
I thought this old coolie shit ... I like that shit ... I do .. as I will aforrar a pape if female, old ... na to do ...
Black: Mira Roma #$%@@!! ... If the 2 lucas Pasai me I'll call the cops, my dad who is captain of the police (where the dress lol), gonna get you gonna put a couple of sticks in the cracks and you'll get prey to you and the other asshole with which you walk through thief ...
that the gypsy in me open your eyes and begins to putarme .... I did not understand much of gueas he said ... he was not Christian, had pressed cheek, so I was, the old and the other Roma who came to us ...
Therein Old
puts his hands on the tits and Magic ... leave my 2 luquitas .... I throw them out the window and says ... Miserable! By gueón you are going to freeze the pichula .. not going to stop over in life .... You will be unhappy forever .. I curse you now and forever ...
Truth does not know whether to laugh or hell ... but he was perplexed by the situation .. 2 The old grabs and pulls lucas inside the car .... I fucked old coolie !!!!.... when I caught the 2 lucas ... the unexpected happens ....
The situation was so ... I sat on the wheel, the old woman in the window of my car looking in, the 2 lucas between my legs ... just above "the child" ... I turn the car, throw your hand to grab the 2 lucas and that the old woman pulls down her dress ... a giant pair of boobs ... became a 3-headed demon ... her tits were very great, they were gripping a hard ... with both hands, squeeze it and throws me a dash of milk in pa ... .. I was frozen. The most disgusting Guea gave me that shit, milk pulled me behind the wheel, the pants, shirt ... what grabbed the 2 velociraptor lucas .... It was squeezing the teats as outrageous .... He pulled the ticket milk ... cursed me, cursed my money ... the 2 lucas dripping milk ... the making and tells me ... ... there gueón asshole making your gueas of 2 tennis .... lucas said ... gueona filthy tuck into the slit ... the grabbed and threw them away. I pressed
CAEU, I felt terrible past gueón ... milk and añejo cheese, all wet ... I was laughter and anger ... I thought how could that old shit be giving milk, who sent me to get me in gueas? ... Why not touched my gypsy rich? .... I would have liked him for 2 lucas tits .... So you would have paid 5. What if the curse of this ancient culinary work and no more me to my "Goliath"? .. Anyway .... I got to the dept, I told the Christian, the laughter is fucked, I took a Chelita ... .. and that weekend I took my black cache shamanic powers of Astorga insurmountable ... we went to on Friday to kill the spell ... .... Sunday we woke up with cramping legs!! Greetings
Black
Astorga
was working on a project in Viña del Mar ... those years were incredible in every way ... I lived in nearby Viña 2 years, the company I worked for rented a furnished me incredible ocean view, luxurious, spacious, with swimming pool, artificial lake, gym, pool table, full team full of shit.! (I think called Coraceros buildings, those that are like an artificial lake Reñaca way ... either by the broken !!!). Astorga ehhh
Well, for those who know Viña del Mar, you know that is a beautiful city with beautiful landscapes and beaches, it is incredible that a particular capital attention. For example, people hardly touch the speakers, they respect the traffic signs, pedestrian not lose the preference, to the lunch table and people do talk (a situation that left me because my whirlwind plop Santiago thought it was lazy villagers), has a bohemian fear in Valparaiso (which I did pacifier) \u200b\u200band a strange figure ... is full of gypsies.
a kid one would go talking gueas of gypsies who will steal, who abduct children, who do not bathe and a million pelambreríos had never confirmed live and live and never had a encontrón with Roma ... at least until then ...
This week a TV report had shown a Gypsy wedding, where I met some of their customs, their life, their business, how beautiful and so are their wives. The report gave it a clear advertising by TVN the TV series was then Roman TV series had us Chileans Gitanizados to shit. The fact is that one day we were with my boss at that time (Cristian Raggio), taking a coffee in a room facing the beach which I believe is at Avenida Peru, out of the store had 2 Gypsy, an old and ugly guatona and a very rich girl ... We said goodbye to Christian and grabbed each bike to your car, to me I was approached by the old ugly, looked a little love throughout the atmosphere Gitanera that there were in the environment, and also was the first time I talked to one of them is what happens:
Gitana: Dear son, I want to give aid and see a bit of your future and past
Black: not necessary, where I come from and where will the micro pa.
Gitana: not be silly son, trust me I know what I say ...
almost mirroring the one act I pass the palm of my hand, like not wearing ring (he was single), did not care.
Gitana: I see you are a prosperous person, very good, perooo ...
(Zap I thought ... here comes the gueas of the curse, that are making me and every evil work up crap stories)
Gitana : I see you have an unrequited love and that there a person who wants you bad (I thought the mild novelty as if that shit does not happen to anyone in the world .. I followed the wave and let her talk what I want)
Gitana: I think you should let go of these evils, out of your head the love of money and be more generous to those in need (I've always been cracked, I shit ... worse in the end never lend our ear to the old to see the ending in the story)
Black: Lady, I do not ceo of those things, if you want some money I was happy ... I give
Gitana: Your money means nothing to me, give me the money that will not be for me, through it will help cleanse you ... that you will not be held for a few coins, you must be generous to yourself (hahah I thought .... The old woman wants to sell green bananas to the monkey dad give no more thought ... .. I looked forward and Cristian was doing the same clear that the gypsy was pretty rich that travels more years that I was conceited ... we are going to shit a great time)
Black: know ... I'm super late ... I'm going to Santiago so thanks for his intentions, I opened the car and got ... .. Guea pure glass that I got old and was still there.
Gitana: Son, you have something for you and cleanse you from this curse that makes you a woman, show me your wallet ...
Black: (I thought ... I have 3 000 pesos only .... I'm going to give to see that shit happens) ... . Look I said, is tooooodo I have.
At that the old is thrown like an ax in my wallet and as a "velociraptor" puts fingers, the entire Krajina, go all the nooks and grabs the ticket of 2 lucas ... (was not) .. I let her continue with the game .. I thought this old coolie shit I'm going to the end of his magic act. The gypsy ducks and puddle of water on the floor begins to rub the ticket ... .. and faster DAVID Coperfield the 2 lucas turned into a pile of mud .., I was puzzled by his ability, in that, I see that Christian made his truck ride ...
Black: Lady, shit ... I congratulate tremendous magic ...
Gypsy: That'll help the child, if you come tomorrow, help me with some diapers for my grandson and I will follow cleaning and reading the lines. (This is why seeing where I gueas? thought)
Black: Ya ya ya ... let yourself make you pass me the funny and the 2 lucas
Gypsy: I do not I have !, you saw that dissolved ... like your curse
Black: Stop make the old gueona fresh,,, pass the 2 lucas.
Gitana: You do not need that money, you need to be free and I helped you ungrateful ....
I thought this old coolie shit ... I like that shit ... I do .. as I will aforrar a pape if female, old ... na to do ...
Black: Mira Roma #$%@@!! ... If the 2 lucas Pasai me I'll call the cops, my dad who is captain of the police (where the dress lol), gonna get you gonna put a couple of sticks in the cracks and you'll get prey to you and the other asshole with which you walk through thief ...
that the gypsy in me open your eyes and begins to putarme .... I did not understand much of gueas he said ... he was not Christian, had pressed cheek, so I was, the old and the other Roma who came to us ...
Therein Old
puts his hands on the tits and Magic ... leave my 2 luquitas .... I throw them out the window and says ... Miserable! By gueón you are going to freeze the pichula .. not going to stop over in life .... You will be unhappy forever .. I curse you now and forever ...
Truth does not know whether to laugh or hell ... but he was perplexed by the situation .. 2 The old grabs and pulls lucas inside the car .... I fucked old coolie !!!!.... when I caught the 2 lucas ... the unexpected happens ....
The situation was so ... I sat on the wheel, the old woman in the window of my car looking in, the 2 lucas between my legs ... just above "the child" ... I turn the car, throw your hand to grab the 2 lucas and that the old woman pulls down her dress ... a giant pair of boobs ... became a 3-headed demon ... her tits were very great, they were gripping a hard ... with both hands, squeeze it and throws me a dash of milk in pa ... .. I was frozen. The most disgusting Guea gave me that shit, milk pulled me behind the wheel, the pants, shirt ... what grabbed the 2 velociraptor lucas .... It was squeezing the teats as outrageous .... He pulled the ticket milk ... cursed me, cursed my money ... the 2 lucas dripping milk ... the making and tells me ... ... there gueón asshole making your gueas of 2 tennis .... lucas said ... gueona filthy tuck into the slit ... the grabbed and threw them away. I pressed
CAEU, I felt terrible past gueón ... milk and añejo cheese, all wet ... I was laughter and anger ... I thought how could that old shit be giving milk, who sent me to get me in gueas? ... Why not touched my gypsy rich? .... I would have liked him for 2 lucas tits .... So you would have paid 5. What if the curse of this ancient culinary work and no more me to my "Goliath"? .. Anyway .... I got to the dept, I told the Christian, the laughter is fucked, I took a Chelita ... .. and that weekend I took my black cache shamanic powers of Astorga insurmountable ... we went to on Friday to kill the spell ... .... Sunday we woke up with cramping legs!! Greetings
Black
Astorga
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