The last post I sent was a little note of love for my beautiful black .... To publish I made a small tactical error ... many people read it before que ella… de todas formas cuando ella la leyó para mi fue impresionante….. en fin……
Esto de tener un blog ha sido re entretenido, me he dado cuenta que mucha gente me lee, gente que rodea muchos espacios de mi vida y sin querer de esa forma se me ha comenzado a cerrar el círculo de las historias… ello, debido a que tengo 345.231 historias increíbles pero que de alguna u otra forma incluyen a más de uno de mis amigos, que, me imagino no quieren que aflore su pasado y que otro(a) se entere por mi blog… es decir podría pasar a ser SAPO por la simple casualidad de querer contarles alguna guea chistosa… Por ello, he decidido transar con mis amigos e informales que tengo ganas de contar "Something" (na I have not done well) so that little by little try to bring them some gueas true and entertain for all ... ...
time ago, was my team Kasilo and his family at home, was a day Saturday I think and therefore this meant that we had eaten a barbecue, we were irrigated as God intended and we were having rough. The hours began to pass and continued enjoyment had to throw something at ... .. guatita gave us straw to make a little something, so we decided to go buy a pizza .... The choice was TELEPIZZA, local, noted for its promotion 2 x 1 whose quality leaves much to be desired (actually these shit well Malita pizza). The thing is, call and tell us to make effective promotion 2 x 1 should be removed from the site ... nothing to do .... We and after 10 minutes decided to grab the bike and go get the trip pizzitas ... we snuck the Joaquin (eldest son of my cumpa at that time should not have more than 3 years) ... at first I attended a mine and the topic was.
Black: Hello, I come to find a pizza ..
Mina who do the requested name?
Black: Rodrigo Astorga
Mina: Rodrigo Astor mmmm .... Marioooo .... You took your order on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga ....
Mario: (from the bottom noooo pa NAAA)
Mina: Pepito .... You made a request on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga
Pepito: Noooo NAAA pa ...
Well ... with 2 fingers in front of the cache was already something had gone wrong .... And that surely would have expected to prepare the ingredients fill of austerity and go through their cyber pizza ovens ... it was an issue that can.
Mina: Are you sure this place called? ... Maybe called the other hand ...
Black: mmm mmm not for nothing, I'm sure I called here, besides I have no other of these places close to home ...
Mina I'll have to take again the order ....
Just then, get in a guy who will call on agueonao now ... the agueonao had a certain aura that input kicked me ... not the first time it happens .... Perhaps it is a skin Guea. On my way there gueones the first impression that I do not spend or Vaseline. Once, the ET, a friend who is a fan and told me that the tanks in a tank can not have two male specimens of a fish called BETA cute .. the reason they fight to the death ... Well there we had 2 betas apparently prowling the stage.
Agueonao: (canchero, intervenes and tells the mine) ... andate and prepare pizza orders and let me address ...
Upon hearing the voice ... cache immediately that it was precisely gil that he had ordered the pizzas by phone.
Agueonao: Tell me ...
Black: know I ordered 2 pizzas and they are not ready and apparently no one scored the request ... I'm pretty sure I talked to you.
Agueonado: If you had talked to me, your order will be ready, I think is wrong so you tell me which pizza ...
Black: know ... do not get into discussions (Puta the simple Guea I forgot ... this gil and zap ... I spent the last entry of the waiting list ... this shit pizza delivery seems to work LIFO instead of FIFO, abuts the Guea) I recited the order ... and bored as oyster during the next 20 minutes ....
We sat down with my friend and Juaco wait ... there was a TV that was no sound microscopic FOME summarized the shit ... that. EUREKA .... There was a wurlitzer .. mmmmm, I thought, hopefully have some tunes rock ...
I go, I look at my cumpa lists .... We look ... and ... decided by Aerosmith .. . Worth 100 pesos to the track ... I compadre .. Animate with some rock & roll! Yeah .... Before putting the 100 pesos I decided to ask if the little machine was good ...
Black: Compadre "... you know if this machine is good?
Agueonao: Well if there is for something right?
Black: Gentile Oh ... but ... then this good? ...
Agueonao: test po ...
Truth gueón attitude that I already had half flat .... But the edge ... I decided to put the shrimp, I selected the theme and ... ZAP. The jukebox crap stayed there exits, immaculate and setting as if nothing gueonas the same lights which flipper .... as a good Chilean, I hit a couple on the sides and charchazos na na .... The Coolie typewriter I had screwed with my money ... Whore Guea sickening that when a phone ... I hate you shit in the currency or gueonas those machines that sell coffee, biscuits, drinks and several or the shit you come back or just not be flinch in giving the product offered ...
Black: Hey buddy THIS GUIDE is bad ...
Agueonado: (with the face of laughter ...) Y?
Black: po wueón I asked if it was bad
Other work looked skinny bitches face is misplaced this gueón not tell you how the machine is bad?
Agueonado: Look, I work here, sell pizzas and take orders ... this machine has nothing to do with my job.
Black: But if you work here and know that Guea this bad, at least you Peguis a slip that says "this shit is bad."
Agueonado: not my problem if you swallowed the coin I do not care, that machine is not mine, not my responsibility, I do not care and I do not care ...
Black: "whether that is not yours and gives you the same?
Agueonado: If I get the same ...
At that moment, the adrenaline took hold of me, I felt the dizziness of the volcanic eruption .. I turned around to the Wurlitzer, packed walked towards him and ZAP! I put my foot rock flower, thereupon ZAP ZAP ZAP! Three in a row ... it works !!.... conchetrumadre bits started flying about the result of violence of the legs I began to put the machine gueona, my intention was to make shit gueón thing if I was frightened and tried to stop the same as legs clinging to the slit and put it in a pizza box ... (I must confess that I was in tremendous volatile!)
Agueonado: Hey dickhead ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Black: I turned to her face and told him if you care agueonado total fool "that machine is not yours, not your responsibility, you do not mind and gives you the same" .. Now if you loved get you happy feet I give you ... gueas bag. Kasilo
: ... to gueón ... looks like they are calling the cops ...
said and done ... in less than 1 minute ... reached the green .... I fucked the shit Guea arrived 2 cops thought ... ... a giant and a bale .... Paco went directly where the bale Agueonao and directly to us .... At that moment, God enters the picture ... and spent the Guea that never happens ...
Paca: Uhhhh that cute little boy .. What's your name?
Juaco: My name is Joaquin
Paca: But that cute little eyes .... (Are verdecitos, the pitching Juaco is the shit ... can I eat to my daughter Elenita Or vice versa?).
Kasilo: Yes, he is Joaquin ... my son was born on April 27 and
policeman and wants to be my friend
Puta is skillful .... Lacks pure learning to play the drums ... on April 27 and Joaquin actually born on that day is celebrated on the day of the cops ... so with that background in the air and the bale was our ally ...
the other ricón Paco red giant and telling such mariconcito agueonado everything had happened, with that, I was more eager to get the shit but it was shit and had to die on the wheel .. The points I live agueonado which snitch film, paco face looks at us with anger and see the touching scene was happening there .. . turns to the agueonado and tells
Paco: Look silly, this is a button that you pressed the emergency button ... you know what that means? EMERGENCY, ie, theft, armed robbery, arson and demases ... we can not waste our time in these estupicedes, so next time you squeeze a nonsense like this, I'll take personalmete stopped. If you have a problem with it (says me) arréglatelas
Wuaaauuuu alone ... .... THIS GUIDE can not be happening ... jajajaj! Culiao pussy fucked .... More over I have permission for us to fend for itself ... lol!
The paco is approaching us looks at me and says ... Gentlemen, I hope they behave, I will not return to this place looking for another call to the bale, they turn around and go .... I approach the counter and tell the agueonao ...
Black: How missing my pizzas?
Agueondao: I will not sell anything .. anything at all ... (looked like a defeat but wanted to Guevara)
Kasilo looks at me and says ... black and Culiao .. dejate de Guevara,,,, best buy bread and take eleven ... and we went home without pizza ... the cristi and Pauline look at us and say ... so long! What about pizza?
Kasilo: Ask this gueón ¡!!.. better ... jajajaj
Esto de tener un blog ha sido re entretenido, me he dado cuenta que mucha gente me lee, gente que rodea muchos espacios de mi vida y sin querer de esa forma se me ha comenzado a cerrar el círculo de las historias… ello, debido a que tengo 345.231 historias increíbles pero que de alguna u otra forma incluyen a más de uno de mis amigos, que, me imagino no quieren que aflore su pasado y que otro(a) se entere por mi blog… es decir podría pasar a ser SAPO por la simple casualidad de querer contarles alguna guea chistosa… Por ello, he decidido transar con mis amigos e informales que tengo ganas de contar "Something" (na I have not done well) so that little by little try to bring them some gueas true and entertain for all ... ...
time ago, was my team Kasilo and his family at home, was a day Saturday I think and therefore this meant that we had eaten a barbecue, we were irrigated as God intended and we were having rough. The hours began to pass and continued enjoyment had to throw something at ... .. guatita gave us straw to make a little something, so we decided to go buy a pizza .... The choice was TELEPIZZA, local, noted for its promotion 2 x 1 whose quality leaves much to be desired (actually these shit well Malita pizza). The thing is, call and tell us to make effective promotion 2 x 1 should be removed from the site ... nothing to do .... We and after 10 minutes decided to grab the bike and go get the trip pizzitas ... we snuck the Joaquin (eldest son of my cumpa at that time should not have more than 3 years) ... at first I attended a mine and the topic was.
Black: Hello, I come to find a pizza ..
Mina who do the requested name?
Black: Rodrigo Astorga
Mina: Rodrigo Astor mmmm .... Marioooo .... You took your order on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga ....
Mario: (from the bottom noooo pa NAAA)
Mina: Pepito .... You made a request on behalf of Rodrigo Astorga
Pepito: Noooo NAAA pa ...
Well ... with 2 fingers in front of the cache was already something had gone wrong .... And that surely would have expected to prepare the ingredients fill of austerity and go through their cyber pizza ovens ... it was an issue that can.
Mina: Are you sure this place called? ... Maybe called the other hand ...
Black: mmm mmm not for nothing, I'm sure I called here, besides I have no other of these places close to home ...
Mina I'll have to take again the order ....
Just then, get in a guy who will call on agueonao now ... the agueonao had a certain aura that input kicked me ... not the first time it happens .... Perhaps it is a skin Guea. On my way there gueones the first impression that I do not spend or Vaseline. Once, the ET, a friend who is a fan and told me that the tanks in a tank can not have two male specimens of a fish called BETA cute .. the reason they fight to the death ... Well there we had 2 betas apparently prowling the stage.
Agueonao: (canchero, intervenes and tells the mine) ... andate and prepare pizza orders and let me address ...
Upon hearing the voice ... cache immediately that it was precisely gil that he had ordered the pizzas by phone.
Agueonao: Tell me ...
Black: know I ordered 2 pizzas and they are not ready and apparently no one scored the request ... I'm pretty sure I talked to you.
Agueonado: If you had talked to me, your order will be ready, I think is wrong so you tell me which pizza ...
Black: know ... do not get into discussions (Puta the simple Guea I forgot ... this gil and zap ... I spent the last entry of the waiting list ... this shit pizza delivery seems to work LIFO instead of FIFO, abuts the Guea) I recited the order ... and bored as oyster during the next 20 minutes ....
We sat down with my friend and Juaco wait ... there was a TV that was no sound microscopic FOME summarized the shit ... that. EUREKA .... There was a wurlitzer .. mmmmm, I thought, hopefully have some tunes rock ...
I go, I look at my cumpa lists .... We look ... and ... decided by Aerosmith .. . Worth 100 pesos to the track ... I compadre .. Animate with some rock & roll! Yeah .... Before putting the 100 pesos I decided to ask if the little machine was good ...
Black: Compadre "... you know if this machine is good?
Agueonao: Well if there is for something right?
Black: Gentile Oh ... but ... then this good? ...
Agueonao: test po ...
Truth gueón attitude that I already had half flat .... But the edge ... I decided to put the shrimp, I selected the theme and ... ZAP. The jukebox crap stayed there exits, immaculate and setting as if nothing gueonas the same lights which flipper .... as a good Chilean, I hit a couple on the sides and charchazos na na .... The Coolie typewriter I had screwed with my money ... Whore Guea sickening that when a phone ... I hate you shit in the currency or gueonas those machines that sell coffee, biscuits, drinks and several or the shit you come back or just not be flinch in giving the product offered ...
Black: Hey buddy THIS GUIDE is bad ...
Agueonado: (with the face of laughter ...) Y?
Black: po wueón I asked if it was bad
Other work looked skinny bitches face is misplaced this gueón not tell you how the machine is bad?
Agueonado: Look, I work here, sell pizzas and take orders ... this machine has nothing to do with my job.
Black: But if you work here and know that Guea this bad, at least you Peguis a slip that says "this shit is bad."
Agueonado: not my problem if you swallowed the coin I do not care, that machine is not mine, not my responsibility, I do not care and I do not care ...
Black: "whether that is not yours and gives you the same?
Agueonado: If I get the same ...
At that moment, the adrenaline took hold of me, I felt the dizziness of the volcanic eruption .. I turned around to the Wurlitzer, packed walked towards him and ZAP! I put my foot rock flower, thereupon ZAP ZAP ZAP! Three in a row ... it works !!.... conchetrumadre bits started flying about the result of violence of the legs I began to put the machine gueona, my intention was to make shit gueón thing if I was frightened and tried to stop the same as legs clinging to the slit and put it in a pizza box ... (I must confess that I was in tremendous volatile!)
Agueonado: Hey dickhead ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Black: I turned to her face and told him if you care agueonado total fool "that machine is not yours, not your responsibility, you do not mind and gives you the same" .. Now if you loved get you happy feet I give you ... gueas bag. Kasilo
: ... to gueón ... looks like they are calling the cops ...
said and done ... in less than 1 minute ... reached the green .... I fucked the shit Guea arrived 2 cops thought ... ... a giant and a bale .... Paco went directly where the bale Agueonao and directly to us .... At that moment, God enters the picture ... and spent the Guea that never happens ...
Paca: Uhhhh that cute little boy .. What's your name?
Juaco: My name is Joaquin
Paca: But that cute little eyes .... (Are verdecitos, the pitching Juaco is the shit ... can I eat to my daughter Elenita Or vice versa?).
Kasilo: Yes, he is Joaquin ... my son was born on April 27 and
policeman and wants to be my friend
Puta is skillful .... Lacks pure learning to play the drums ... on April 27 and Joaquin actually born on that day is celebrated on the day of the cops ... so with that background in the air and the bale was our ally ...
the other ricón Paco red giant and telling such mariconcito agueonado everything had happened, with that, I was more eager to get the shit but it was shit and had to die on the wheel .. The points I live agueonado which snitch film, paco face looks at us with anger and see the touching scene was happening there .. . turns to the agueonado and tells
Paco: Look silly, this is a button that you pressed the emergency button ... you know what that means? EMERGENCY, ie, theft, armed robbery, arson and demases ... we can not waste our time in these estupicedes, so next time you squeeze a nonsense like this, I'll take personalmete stopped. If you have a problem with it (says me) arréglatelas
Wuaaauuuu alone ... .... THIS GUIDE can not be happening ... jajajaj! Culiao pussy fucked .... More over I have permission for us to fend for itself ... lol!
The paco is approaching us looks at me and says ... Gentlemen, I hope they behave, I will not return to this place looking for another call to the bale, they turn around and go .... I approach the counter and tell the agueonao ...
Black: How missing my pizzas?
Agueondao: I will not sell anything .. anything at all ... (looked like a defeat but wanted to Guevara)
Kasilo looks at me and says ... black and Culiao .. dejate de Guevara,,,, best buy bread and take eleven ... and we went home without pizza ... the cristi and Pauline look at us and say ... so long! What about pizza?
Kasilo: Ask this gueón ¡!!.. better ... jajajaj
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